Carmelo Anthony Allegedly Knocked Up Dancer ... La La Pissed

Carmelo Anthony was messing around with a woman who now claims she's pregnant with his baby -- and as you can imagine, his wife, La La, is pissed ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Multiple sources tell us ... the other woman often works at a gentlemen's club in NYC, and we're told she's claiming to be 6 and a half months pregnant with Melo's child.

We're also told she has made it clear to Melo she expects him to kick in for medical expenses and other baby related costs.

Sources close to both Melo and La La are telling us the marriage has been rocky for a while -- and while the pregnancy wasn't the tipping point, it certainly didn't help.

So far, neither side has filed divorce papers but we're told there's virtually zero chance of a reconciliation.

J.R. Smith Micro-Preemie Baby Takes First Bottle

Big win for J.R. Smith this weekend -- and it happened BEFORE the Cavs' playoff game!

J.R.'s micro-preemie daughter -- born at only 1 pound -- made another huge stride on Friday and had her very first bottle!

As we previously reported, Smith's wife, Jewel, gave birth to Dakota "Kota Bear" Smith in early January almost 5 months before her due date.

Though the odds were stacked against her, Kota is continuing to fight -- and being able to feed from a bottle instead of a feeding tube is a pretty big deal!

J.R. posted about the experience -- "My boo got her first bottle today! #proudofyoubaby #kotastrong."

It's just the latest in a series of impressive feats from the littlest Smith -- her breathing tube was removed last month and she's continuing to gain weight.

Keep fighting!

April the Giraffe Finally Gives Birth And It's Gnarly!!!

April the Giraffe finally gave birth Saturday morning after weeks of anticipation ... and it was insane!!

Her calf's front legs popped out early this morning and April walked around like that for well over an hour ... until finally the rest of her baby was ready to make an entrance.

First the head ... then the body ... then the rest of the gnarly stuff. Check it out!

April is currently licking her baby clean and it -- we don't know if it is a boy or a girl yet -- looks happy and healthy. Oh ... and the live stream sponsor just changed from Toys R Us to Babies R Us.

Way to go, April!!

P.S. The live stream is still going below -- take a look at the new baby calf ... already walking around!

April The Giraffe Post Birth Watch Live!!!

The day has finally arrived ... April the Giraffe is about to give birth live on camera!!!

It's been a long time coming ... April's had a live stream camera pinned on her since February, when she was first expected to pop. It's attracted more than 80 million viewers and even picked up Toys 'R' Us as a sponsor.

It'll be the 4th calf for April, the first for her boo, Oliver. Oliver has been by April's side through the whole thing in the adjacent pen at the Animal Adventure Park in upstate New York.

Hoo hooo heeeeeeee, April. You got this!

Janet Jackson Eissa My Baby Boy!

Meet Janet Jackson's bundle of joy ... fresh off a nap.

Eissa Al Mana's now 3 months old, and Mom decided to give the world a first look at her baby boy. Janet gave birth on January 3rd ... he's her first.

We now know she and Wissam Al Mana separated shortly after welcoming their son to the world.

Interesting that Janet chose to reveal him less than a week after news broke of the split, but no debating ... super cute kid.

Mom and Dad are breaking up, but at least they did good work beforehand.

Bradley Cooper, Irina Shayk Give Birth to Super Secret Baby!!!

Bradley Cooper is now a dad, which clearly makes Irina Shayk a mom ... which means they've had their kid.

The baby was born 2 weeks ago, but kept it under wraps, this according to People.

It's baby #1 for both Bradley and Irina, who have been dating for 2 years.

No word on whether it's a boy or girl.

April The Giraffe Baby Giraffe Born ... But It Ain't Hers

A baby giraffe was born -- but it wasn't April's -- and it's been nearly two months since her baby-watch live stream first went up.

Both the Toledo Zoo and the Chester Zoo in the UK welcomed baby Giraffes this week. April, who's at The Animal Adventure Park in New York continues to pace around her pen with no sign of baby.

The Chester Zoo went live with their giraffe's birth ... but only watch if you've got a strong stomach.

Swizz Beatz & Alicia Keys 2-Year-Old Son's Beatbox Is So Freakin' Adorable!!!

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz's youngest son is not only adorable he's a beatbox prodigy at the mere age of 2!

Swizz uploaded a video of Genesis throwing down a beat and he has mad skills compared to your average toddler. Pay attention to how lil Genesis goes in hard after the count. Remember ... 2 years old.

He's learning to count, but he'll be spitting fire by the time he can talk ... no doubt.

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Lara Trump Secret Service Doesn't Do Luggage ... Even If You're Pregnant

Eric Trump doesn't have to worry about his pregnant wife -- Secret Service agents have her back and her front ... just not her suitcases.

Lara was leaving her NYC crib Wednesday with a rollie bag, and even though she's in her 2nd trimester and appeared to be struggling with the luggage ... her 2 agents didn't lift a finger. Fair to say they've got more important things to do?

Facts? The bag does have wheels ... and Lara's smiling.

We're guessing she's totally fine with the level of service.

Nikki Bella John Cena Doesn't Want Kids 'So, We're Not Having Kids'

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Nikki Bella says she and her new fiance, John Cena, have already decided on their family plan -- NO KIDS ... because the WWE superstar has no desire to be a dad.

Cena's talked about not wanting children in the past ... but he also swore he'd never get engaged -- so, now that he's changed his mind on marriage, we were wondering if kids were now on the table as well.

There's more ... Nikki also tells us what she has in mind for her bachelorette party -- and why she was SHOCKED her man popped the question at WrestleMania.

Conor McGregor ALL SMILES At GF's Baby Shower

Forget Floyd, Conor McGregor had someone else on his mind this weekend -- his soon-to-be born child ... 'cause the UFC star and his girlfriend just had their official baby shower!

Conor and Dee Devlin were surrounded by their closest female friends and family members (it appears Conor and the fetus were the only boys present) for a fancy shindig in Dublin.

The baby is due in May and while Conor and Dee reportedly have a name picked out, they're keeping it a secret until the birth!

Think Floyd will send a baby gift?

Kim Kardashian Looks for Surrogate for Third Child Pregnancy Not an Option

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Kim Kardashian opened up about a story TMZ broke in December 2015 ... no more pregnancies for her.

Kim says she wants a 3rd kid badly, but surrogacy seems to be her only option.

As we reported, she suffers from placenta accreta -- a potentially life-threatening condition caused when the blood vessels and other parts of the placenta grow too deeply into the uterine wall.

Kim underwent surgery on her uterus to correct the problem, but it was unsuccessful.

Josh Altman PLEASE Let This Dish Send My Wife into Labor!

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Josh Altman gave one of Craig's menu items very high praise, and if his review holds up ... his wife should be giving birth any hour now -- she also might have had an orgasm.

We got the "Million Dollar Listing" star Saturday night heading into Craig's with his super pregnant wife, Heather. Josh had only one thing on his mind -- Heather pushing out that baby, which is now 5 days overdue.

He was hoping a particular dish would push her over the edge ... in more ways than one. Check out what Josh calls the magic meal.

Fun fact: There really is something called the "maternity salad" in L.A. Pregnant women flock to Ciaoti Pizza Cafe believing their greens ... get the job done.

Claudia Jordan Black People Don't Watch Pregnant Giraffes

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Apologies to April the Giraffe, but Claudia Jordan and all other black people just don't care if she ever gives birth ... at least that's what Claudia thinks.

The former 'Real Housewife' couldn't believe it when we told her what an Internet sensation the knocked up giraffe has become. Seriously, we had to break it down for her outside Catch, and she immediately dropped some serious eye rolls before blaming this on a particular group of people.

And she says this animal obsession thing goes way beyond giraffes.

BTW ... the owner of the NY animal park said this week "all signs are a go" April to pop ... but we've heard that before.

Juanes Here's My Pick for F*** Music!!!

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Juanes -- the insanely popular Colombian singer -- knows what to listen to if you wanna make a baby.

We got the Latin rock star at Catch Wednesday when he gave our photog -- who's in the market for a bambino -- some advice on background noise.

Juanes is pretty excited about his first English-speaking album, "Goodbye For Now," which he recorded with Poo Bear, Justin Bieber's producer.

Keshia Knight Pulliam Divorce Ed's GF Asked About Miscarriage Drugs ... Friend Testifies

A friend of Keshia Knight Pulliam's estranged husband says Ed Hartwell's girlfriend made an ominous request about something to "cause a miscarriage" during Keshia's pregnancy.

The friend, Damia Ward-Henley, made the revelation in new court docs filed by Keshia in her divorce case. Damia describes herself as a friend of Ed and Tonya Carroll ... who she says Ed started dating while he was still married to Keshia. According to the docs, Damia says Tonya found out Keshia was pregnant in June 2016, and was very upset because she wanted Ed to leave Keshia.

In the docs, Damia says Tonya told her "she wanted to get something that would cause someone to have a miscarriage." Damia says she shot down the request and told Tonya and Ed to break off their adulterous relationship.

Keshia also filed docs saying she's worried Ed -- an ex-NFL player -- is unfit to care for their 2-month-old daughter because she's seen him take OxyContin. She says Ed testified in a lawsuit with the NFL that he's suffering severe physical and mental problems, and needs to take many drugs to cope.

She wants a court-appointed guardian to evaluate his parental fitness.