Baby Watch

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian's first kid will fetch an insane amount of loot ... more than the wildest dreams of an Ace of Diamonds stripper.

We've surveyed the photo agencies that market celeb baby pics, and they say the first pics will pull in a million bucks. There's a G-string attached ... Rob and Chyna will be part of the shoot, and the pics have to be intimate ... a sappy interview, "candid" home photos with a sprinkle of Kardashian secrets.

Rob and Chyna rank right up there with Jamie Lynn Spears and Nicole Richie on the baby pic cash pole ... each received around a million for the first photos of their daughters.

That pales in comparison to the offspring of J Lo, Marc Anthony, and Brad and Angelina ... they got $6 and $11 million respectively for the first shots of their twins.

Erin Andrews is on thin ice with Peta Murgatroyd and Maksim Chmerkovskiy after spilling the beans on the couple's baby news -- their SECRET baby news.

Erin's loose lips struck during Monday's rehearsals for the "Dancing with the Stars" finale. Our production sources say Erin was mic'd up when she walked up to Peta and Maksim and congratulated them ... and everyone heard it.

We're told the couple was pissed since they hadn't told some of their closest friends and family yet -- and they were still planning a big announcement.

Erin apologized, but we're told she kept trying to blow it off as a joke ... which only made it worse.

Ironically, the next night, Peta did some blabbing of her own. After she and dancing partner Nyle DiMarco won the 'DWTS' title, she posted on Facebook ... before it aired on the west coast. Some fans immediately ripped her on social media.

At least Erin can make up for her mistake with an expensive baby gift.

That didn't take long -- Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's kid is already in the family biz ... making his/her social media debut.

Chyna posted her sonogram with a long message about her little nugget, fairy tales, bundles of joy and blah, blah -- she's really happy about what's cooking in the oven.

Remember this pic. In a couple years this blob is going to be in a stroller pushed by big cousin North as they shoot a reality TV show. Look closely, you can see a tiny contract from Kris Jenner.

Meanwhile, the joy of parenthood was written all over mom and dad-to-be's faces during their Monday date night at the movies.

Kim Kardashian put her menstrual cycle on blast Thursday when she beelined it into an airplane bathroom after buying 6 pregnancy tests, fearing she was pregnant again.

Kim teased her followers, saying she could be expecting baby #3, captioning a Snapchat pic of the tests with, "Panic attack."

Alas, the test showed she's in the clear, but apparently she's not taking steps to prevent a repeat performance.

Blac Chyna's life on the road isn't slowing down for pregnancy ... at least based on her rider, which is filled with booze and other non-mommy to be friendly items.

Blac Chyna hosted at Bronx strip club Sin City Cabaret Wednesday night and, according to the rider, which TMZ obtained ... BC's demanding 3 Red Bulls, 1 bottle of Tylenol, a pack of Big Red gum and a bottle of Moet Nectar Rose -- all for her hotel room.

The Red Bull's obviously a no-no for Chyna since it's jacked with caffeine. Research suggests Tylenol is also bad for pregnant women -- and the champagne's an obvious red flag.

Since her fiance Rob Kardashian's usually on the road with her, we're guessing most of the stuff is for him and/or their entourage.

On the other hand, travel arrangements are perfect for BC's baby bump: first class flight, greeter service at the airport and large SUVs only for transport.

Doug Hutchison has no doubt the bun in Courtney Stodden's oven is 100% his, because he insists he's the only one bangin' her.

Doug tells TMZ he's well aware many people are wondering who knocked up Courtney -- but he has a very direct message for the doubters: "Trust me: my spermatoza are the only swimmers surfing up that stream. Aloha!"

Classy.

This will be the first child for 55-year-old Doug ... same goes for 21-year-old Stodden.

No word if ice cream was present during the spawning.

Blake Lively has pissed off the black community in a big way ... by captioning this pic that she now has an "Oakland booty."

Blake, who's pregnant with her second kid, is in Cannes and pretty clearly was just joking with the Instagram post, but it's inflamed lots of people on social media.

Blake was clearly gabbing a line from Sir Mix-a-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts)."

Some of the people who are throwing shade think Blake is using black women as a punchline.

Notably, this doesn't seem to be simply a black/white thing. Katy Perry and Khloe Kardashian have used the quote on social media ... without getting ripped.

Angela Simmons is definitely knocked up, or she at least wants everyone to keep THINKING she is ... based on what she just told our photog.

We got Rev. Run's daughter at LAX on Friday afternoon and asked her to clear up all the buzz around her belly. The rumors went off the charts in the last 24 hours for 2 reasons. First, she was out in L.A. on Thursday sporting what some people think is a baby bump starter kit.

Secondly, in the video she posted of herself doing the running man challenge ... she kept her back turned to the camera. Again, conspiracy theorists think she's trying to keep her pregnancy under wraps.

What she told us Friday won't calm things down ... which might be the point.

Blac Chyna had a serious moneymaker on display for her 28th birthday party at a Miami strip club -- and we ain't talking about her ass.

Her 4-tier cake came fresh out of Dollface Delight Cakery in Miami, and we've learned biz is booming at the bakery since the high-profile gig at G5ive. Owners, and sisters, Raquel and Christina Basil tell us they whipped up their creation in 16 hours, but the hard work has paid off -- they've gotten nearly double their usual orders.

Who knew cake lovers hang at strip clubs on the reg?

The sisters say BC's cake would normally cost between $1,100-$1,300, but they only charged $500 since only the giant gold ribbon and the bottom tier were edible. Delicious buttercream cake, btw. Best of all ... BC actually got to have her cake and eat it too, since she's got a little Kardashian on the way. No word if Rob Kardashian took a cheat day.

Blac Chyna threw an epic bash Tuesday night in Hollywood, with Rob in tow ... and she hawked her wares like a seasoned Kardashian.

Chyna threw the party to celebrate her birthday -- which is today -- and sell her new Chymoji.

We got inside the Hard Rock for the shindig, and clear evidence she's got a baby inside her ... there's agua at the table.

She's jumping on a plane Wednesday for Miami, where she'll host a strip club event.

And check this out ... Rob surprised her with a flower or 2.

Marlon Wayans didn't wait for a photog to finish his question before UNLOADING on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian.

We caught up with the comedian at LAX who roasted the parents-to-be, poking fun at Blac Chyna's baby bump and her ass. Check out the video ... Marlon had a bunch of Kardashian material ready, and gave us his greatest hits.

Eva Mendes flashed a "fooled ya" smile on her way out of lunch with Ryan Gosling and Esmeralda -- the kid we knew about, but baby Amada was still hidden from sight.

Ryan and Eva went out with the fam in L.A. for Mother's Day ... 24 hours before TMZ broke the story that they'd secretly already had their 2nd child on April 29.

Eva was still hiding behind her giant handbag, because on Sunday they were still pulling Operation Fake Stork Delivery. Shortly after the jig was up on Monday afternoon ... Ryan walked into Jimmy Kimmel's studio (where there was NO mention of Amada's birth).

It'll be interesting to see if Eva's still covering up the next time we see her.

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling just pulled off the biggest cover-up in Hollywood baby history -- they had one 2 weeks ago, and hardly anyone even knew she was pregnant.

According to

obtained by TMZ ... Amada Lee Gosling was born April 29th at 8:03 AM. The baby was born at Providence St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica.

The mother on the birth certificate is listed as Eva De La Caridad Mendez. The dad is Ryan Thomas Gosling.

We got this pic of Eva 2 weeks before she gave birth, and she's covering up her belly. Who knew she was 8 months pregnant.

And check out this picture ... Eva was at an 'SNL' after-party in December and fully covered up.

The birth certificate was signed on May 3rd. We don't know if Eva stayed in the hospital between the date of birth and the signing of the birth certificate.

The couple has another child, Esmeralda Amada. She's 20 months old. It's a little weird the newborn has the same first name as the middle name of the older child. Amada is the name of Eva's grandma.

Blac Chyna's fetus is on the verge of becoming a TV star ... 'cause her parents are in talks to get a reality show about their new family, TMZ has learned.

Our sources tell us ... Chyna and Rob Kardashian have been talking with the network that made the K family a household name -- E! -- and we're told the project is on the fast track.

One of our sources tell us the couple ain't gonna come cheap -- we're told the numbers being thrown around are in the 7-figure range.

Blac Chyna has broken ranks in the burger department, making a Burger King run hours after TMZ broke the story ... she is pregnant with Rob Kardashian's kid.

Chyna was in downtown L.A. with a friend, scoring a few bags at the drive-thru.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are about to expand ... we've learned she's pregnant!

Sources close to both Chyna and Rob tell us Chyna's several months along -- and it's not one of those, "Oh crap, you're pregnant" situations. We're told they're both super excited.

The baby will be Rob's first and BC's second ... she's got 3-year-old King, whose dad, of course, is Tyga.

Congrats.

11:25 AM PST -- Rob and Chyna just confirmed the baby news on Instagram with a pregnant Chyna emoji. Tyga also sent his well wishes, writing "Congratulations" under Chyna's announcement ... Kylie "liked" the post too.