Baby Watch

Son of Snooki was officially unleashed on Planet Earth today ... and TMZ has the very first pics of lil' Lorenzo LaValle and his mommy being carted out of the a New Jersey hospital.

You can't see much of Lorenzo's face ... only the top of his head ... which appears prime for gobs of gel and grease.

Mama Snooks was clutching her little boy with both arms ... holding him tighter than a cup of Ron-Ron Juice at Karma nightclub.

Snooki gave birth on Sunday ... but it appears she's already back to normal ... rocking a pair of platform wedges as she was wheeled back into reality ... TV ... as an MTV camera crew documented the entire thing.

We now live in a world where Snooki is someone's mother.

The "Jersey Shore" store popped out a baby boy at around 3:00 AM Sunday at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ.

A rep for Snooki released a statement, saying, "The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!"

6:00 AM PT -- Snooki gave birth early this morning to a baby boy.

Get ready for gym, tan, LABOR!!!!!

Sources close to Snooki tell TMZ the reality star has gone into labor. We're told she is at a hospital in New Jersey now and is expected to deliver her little meatball to the world some time in the near future.

The "Jersey Shore" star announced her pregnancy back in March and also announced that she is engaged to the baby daddy, Jionni LaVelle.

Kate Major is in her second trimester, meaning we are just a few short months away from another Lohan being born into this world. Stock up on canned goods while you can.

According to our sources, Major has been taking it easy in Florida with baby daddy Michael Lohan. We're told she's had the usual pregnancy cravings. In her case, it's been Snickers ice cream ... which is odd because she has never been an ice cream fan before.

Our sources say the couple does not know the gender yet, but they will be finding out in the next few weeks.

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

So there we were ... walking around NYC today when we saw a woman giving birth in the middle of a park. And get this, Jonah Hill was there too ... taking pictures.

The whole situation was pretty crazy ... our photog stumbled upon the scene by pure happenstance ... where emergency workers had just loaded the woman into an ambulance.

But after the dust settled ... we randomly noticed Jonah snapping a cell phone pic of the birthy aftermath near the bench where the woman was sitting when she went into labor.

We tried to ask Hill about the situation ... but he seemed a little too embarrassed to talk and beat a hasty exit with his pretty lady friend.

We don't blame ya for taking pictures, J. It's not like that kinda stuff happens every day.

3:45 PM PT -- Jonah just tweeted about our awesome encounter. PLACENTA.

Mark this day for the history books ... Michael Lohan has gone on record to tell TMZ ... "I'LL NEVER LEAVE KATE MAJOR."

TMZ caught up with MiLo at LAX last night and we asked him about his alleged baby mama Kristi Horn ... who recently ripped him a new one​ and called him an absentee father who owes hundreds-of-thousands in back child support.

MiLo explained his side of the story (here's a hint: DENY, DENY, DENY) but more importantly, he took the opportunity to defend his relationship with Kate and tell us he's in it for the long haul.

Once a deadbeat dad, ALWAYS a deadbeat dad ... so says one of Michael Lohan's baby mamas ... who says it's a lesson Kate Major is about to learn the hard way.

TMZ spoke with Kristi Horn - who has a 17-year-old daughter named Ashley with Lohan. Horn tells us Michael isn't just an absentee father ... he also owes her more than $300k in back child support.

And Horn says there's a ZERO PERCENT chance MiLo changes his ways with the new kid on the way.

"This is a freaking train wreck ... here we go again," Horn says.

"I just feel so bad for Kate. She’s going to be a single mother eventually ... he’s going to leave her to raise their child alone like he did to Dina and I."

Looking like Tara Reid, Michael Lohan's baby momma-to-be Kate Major showed off her growing pierced baby bump by rockin' a maternity bikini at the beach in L.A. on Wednesday.

Lindsay's future sibling's mama is in the first trimester of her pregnancy.

Just one day after giving birth, supermom Uma Thurman was already out and about in public holding her newborn daughter at a cafe in upstate New York.

With her one-day-old bundle of joy safely in her arms, the 42-year-old was spotted at Press and Blend in Woodstock, New York. We're told Uma is a regular at the shop and ordered cold pressed juices. A new mom needs her nourishment!

On Sunday, Uma gave birth to her first child -- whose name has yet to be announced -- with boyfriend Arpad Busson. She has two children with ex-husband Ethan Hawke, while Arpad has two children from his previous relationship with supermodel Elle Macpherson.

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she was absolutely shocked when she learned her father knocked up Kate Major ... and immediately began to wonder how the bona fide deadbeat dad will pay for yet ANOTHER child.

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ ... Lindsay is saying she's very confused by the situation and disappointed that she has yet to receive a call from Michael Lohan to discuss his brand new fetus.

We broke the story ... MiLo just got the news his GF is with child. We're told she's in her first trimester.

Lindsay has expressed some serious concern about how her mother will react to the news ... considering Dina has dragged Michael to court numerous times over the years for failing to pay tons of money in child support.

There's going to be a new addition to the Lohan litter -- but fear not ... it's not Lindsay who's preggers. TMZ has learned Lindsay's gonna have another sibling, courtesy of Kate Major and Michael Lohan.

According to our sources, Kate is in her first trimester. But get this ... the restraining order she had against MiLo was lifted only a few weeks ago ... so the act of conception was illegal.

Our sources say Michael has not told Lindsay or any of his other children the happy news yet. So Lindsay, we're pleased to inform you you're gonna have a brother or sister to whom you can teach the ropes.

Here is Drew Barrymore ... who still has not addressed those crazy rumors that she might be pregnant.

Kris Humphries can breathe a sigh of relief -- his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj insists she's NOT PREGNANT ... her belly's just naturally round.

Myla was out in Jersey earlier today, where a photog asked her straight -- are you pregnant or not? Myla responded, "I am definitely not pregnant."

What Myla DOESN'T explain is why she texted her lawyer Friday night that she WAS pregnant -- and why she told numerous other people, including Kris, that she was expecting.

Myla's latest version is that people just started talking and, "Of course, me not being a size zero kept it going."

Kris Humphries believes he's the next Kim Kardashian -- as in, dude believes he wields the power to make someone famous with the snap of his finger ... and last night, he tried to prove it.

Humphries was leaving AV nightclub in Hollywood around 2 AM ... when we asked him about the baby mama drama in his life. But Kris wasn't in the mood to discuss parenthood ... instead, he promised to "blow up" our photog (in a good way) by taking his pic and posting it to Twitter.

Kris -- who was very nice BTW -- took our guy's pic and was ready to tweet at him ... but there was one really big problem ... you can't tweet at a guy who doesn't have a Twitter. Bummer.

Kris Humphries' ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj just tweeted this photo, writing, "Loook No Babyy bump!" ... which raises several important questions:

-- Is she pregnant, or isn't she?
-- Did she have an abortion?
-- Was she ever pregnant?
-- Did Kris ask her to tweet (She wants back with him)?
-- Why did she tell her lawyer, Joe Tacopina, she's pregnant?

Myla added, "Yes I'm a thick curvy girl ... All natural I'm comfortable in my skin."

So many questions ... so let's start with #1 ...