Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver 'MEMBA HIM?!

Jerry Mathers is best know for playing The Beaver in the '50s family sitcom "Leave It to Beaver." Guess what he looks like now!

Paula Abdul

I'm Selling My CURSED

L.A. Mansion

LISTED -- Beautiful 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath L.A. mansion ... 4,679 square feet ... gorgeous views ... memories of a $900,000 lawsuit .. and an obsessed Paula Abdul fan killed herself just down the street. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION!

Yes, Paula Abdul is finally trying to sell her Sherman Oaks pad ... listing the home for $1.9 million.

The former "X Factor" judge dealt with some serious issues during her stay over the past few years -- she recently settled a lawsuit with a woman who claims she injured herself on Paula's driveway and back in 2008, a fan with a Paula infatuation OD'd on pills and died just down the street.

But, if you can look past all of that ... the home is really beautiful ... with amazing canyon views, a grand double staircase, a couple of fireplaces, French doors, granite in the kitchen and a pretty impressive media room.

Oscars Nominees

See Their Yearbook Photos!

Before Meryl Streep, George Clooney and Viola Davis were making headlines as Oscar nominated actors and actresses, they were just regular high school students with some pretty great yearbook photos!

We got our hands on some embarrassing photos of many of this year's Academy Award nominees, including the three above, a youthful Glenn Close, Brad Pitt, a normal-looking Rooney Mara, football stud Nick Nolte and a bigger Jonah Hill -- who's dressed as The Hamburglar.

Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady Still Loves Me

... in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America this weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

Own David Hyde Pierce's

$7.5 Million Mansion!

Want to own a home that even the persnickety Dr. Niles Crane would approve of? David Hyde Pierce's stunning abode could be yours ... for a mere $7.5 million.

The former "Frasier" star has placed his gorgeous 8,100-square-foot, 7 bedroom, 8.5 bathroom pad on the market. Built in 1929 and renovated in 2004, the Spanish Colonial Revival home contains a spacious entrance with a massive staircase, stained glass rotunda ceiling and chandelier.

Located just minutes from Griffith Park in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, the place boasts all the amenities you could want -- a library, gym, wine vault, home theater, music room, sauna and more. There are sweeping views of the city and ocean, a heated pool, separate guest house and 5 fireplaces. That's right, five.

Inanimate Objects & The Stars

Who Look Like Them

Check out which stars share a striking resemblance to some everyday stuff.

They are the objects of our affection.

Smoochin' Stars

GUESS WHO!

Love is in the air... and these celebs aren't afraid to show a little PDA. Can you guess which stars are behind these puckered pics?

XOXO

Raquel Welch & More

Age-Defying Beauties

Hit Hollywood

Raquel Welch was every man's fantasy when she starred in "One Million Years B.C." way back in 1966 -- and 46 years later, she still looks H-O-T.

Welch, who was 26 when she donned that now-famous fur bikini, was spotted last night at the Vanity Fair Montblanc party at the Hotel Bel-Air Los Angeles.

She wasn't the only ageless wonder at the party either -- Cheryl Tiegs, 64, and Jackie Collins, 74, both looked fab as well!

Check them out -- plus many more -- in our Age-Defying Beauties gallery above!

Alice from "The Brady Bunch" 'MEMBA HER?!

Ann B. Davis is best known for playing housekeeper Alice Nelson on the '70s TV series "The Brady Bunch." Guess what she looks like now!

Paula Abdul

I'm Selling My CURSED

L.A. Mansion

LISTED -- Beautiful 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath L.A. mansion ... 4,679 square feet ... gorgeous views ... memories of a $900,000 lawsuit .. and an obsessed Paula Abdul fan killed herself just down the street. LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION!

Yes, Paula Abdul is finally trying to sell her Sherman Oaks pad ... listing the home for $1.9 million.

The former "X Factor" judge dealt with some serious issues during her stay over the past few years -- she recently settled a lawsuit with a woman who claims she injured herself on Paula's driveway and back in 2008, a fan with a Paula infatuation OD'd on pills and died just down the street.

But, if you can look past all of that ... the home is really beautiful ... with amazing canyon views, a grand double staircase, a couple of fireplaces, French doors, granite in the kitchen and a pretty impressive media room.

Oscars Nominees

See Their Yearbook Photos!

Before Meryl Streep, George Clooney and Viola Davis were making headlines as Oscar nominated actors and actresses, they were just regular high school students with some pretty great yearbook photos!

We got our hands on some embarrassing photos of many of this year's Academy Award nominees, including the three above, a youthful Glenn Close, Brad Pitt, a normal-looking Rooney Mara, football stud Nick Nolte and a bigger Jonah Hill -- who's dressed as The Hamburglar.

Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady Still Loves Me

... in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America this weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

Own David Hyde Pierce's

$7.5 Million Mansion!

Want to own a home that even the persnickety Dr. Niles Crane would approve of? David Hyde Pierce's stunning abode could be yours ... for a mere $7.5 million.

The former "Frasier" star has placed his gorgeous 8,100-square-foot, 7 bedroom, 8.5 bathroom pad on the market. Built in 1929 and renovated in 2004, the Spanish Colonial Revival home contains a spacious entrance with a massive staircase, stained glass rotunda ceiling and chandelier.

Located just minutes from Griffith Park in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, the place boasts all the amenities you could want -- a library, gym, wine vault, home theater, music room, sauna and more. There are sweeping views of the city and ocean, a heated pool, separate guest house and 5 fireplaces. That's right, five.

Inanimate Objects & The Stars

Who Look Like Them

Check out which stars share a striking resemblance to some everyday stuff.

They are the objects of our affection.

Smoochin' Stars

GUESS WHO!

Love is in the air... and these celebs aren't afraid to show a little PDA. Can you guess which stars are behind these puckered pics?

XOXO

Raquel Welch & More

Age-Defying Beauties

Hit Hollywood

Raquel Welch was every man's fantasy when she starred in "One Million Years B.C." way back in 1966 -- and 46 years later, she still looks H-O-T.

Welch, who was 26 when she donned that now-famous fur bikini, was spotted last night at the Vanity Fair Montblanc party at the Hotel Bel-Air Los Angeles.

She wasn't the only ageless wonder at the party either -- Cheryl Tiegs, 64, and Jackie Collins, 74, both looked fab as well!

Check them out -- plus many more -- in our Age-Defying Beauties gallery above!

'Deadliest Catch' Star Accused of Textual Harassment

"Deadliest Catch" star Elliott Neese is an unstable ticking time bomb waiting to explode ... so says his baby mama who just got a restraining order against the reality star.

According to court docs filed in Alaska obtained by TMZ, Neese -- the captain of the F/V Ramblin' Rose -- has been on bad terms with his baby mama Valerie Gunderson for a while ... and now she believes there are signs he could "snap" on her at any moment.

One of the BIGGEST signs, Valerie alleges ... is that Elliott has been drinking, possibly using drugs and harassing her through the phone.

In fact, Valerie claims on Feb 13 ... Elliott called her 38 TIMES and sent 15 texts her way in less than an hour ... when she refused to talk to him. One month before that, Valerie claims he called her 54 TIMES in one night.

Valerie claims Elliott also called her mother and told her, "If I can't have [Valerie] nobody can."

Valerie claims Elliott has a history of domestic violence -- smashing her belongings in 2010 and attacking her in 2006 -- and she doesn't want to be a victim again.

The judge felt Valerie's fears are legit -- and has issued a temporary restraining order against Neese ... banning him from calling Valerie or contacting her in any way.

We attempted to contact Elliott for comment ... but we're told he's currently out fishing and could not be reached.

Lois Lane from TV's "Superman"

'MEMBA HER?!

In the '50s, pinup model Noel Neill became famous for playing Lois Lane on the TV series and early movies " Superman." Guess what she looks like now!

Fat Tuesday

Plump it Up!

People are kicking off Mardi Gras today by gorging their faces for the sacred Fat Tuesday feast -- check out what a few of Hollywood's hottest would look like if they totally let themselves go!

Eat your heart out!

"Melrose Place" Stars

Then & Now!

Andrew Shue played innocent, boy-next-door "Billy Campbell" on "Melrose Place" when it debuted back in 1992 -- and today, he turns 45-years-old!

Now married to "Today" correspondent Amy Robach, Shue is co-founder to both Cafe Mom and the non-profit DoSomething.org.

The years have been kind to Andrew, who still looks pretty great in the gallery above... But what about everyone else?

Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady Still Loves Me

... in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America last weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

Beyonce & Jay-Z

The Courtside Date Night

Last night, Beyonce and Jay-Z made their first public appearance together since she gave birth -- and they looked happier and healthier than ever!

While they left baby Blue Ivy at home, the couple was spotted courtside at Monday's New Jersey Nets vs. New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden.

Beyonce looked amazing in a bright yellow blazer, tight jeans and some high Louboutins, proving motherhood hasn't affected her sense of style.

The two looked beyond happy in the front row as they cheered on and fist-bumped for the Nets, a team of which Jay-Z is part owner.

Looks like they went home happy too -- the Nets won 100/92.

Inanimate Objects & The Stars

Who Look Like Them

Check out which stars share a striking resemblance to some everyday stuff.

They are the objects of our affection.

Surprising Celebs

Who Appeared on "Star Trek"

Romantic comedy/action flick "This Means War" is in theaters this weekend, starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. Did you know the one thing the gents had in common before shooting the film? They both starred on some version of "Star Trek!"

Chris shot to fame in 2009 for his portrayal of a young Kirk in the JJ Abrams prequel "Star Trek," while Tom appeared in the 2002 film "Star Trek: Nemesis." And these "Star Trek" appearances are more common than you may think...

Celebrities like Kirstie Alley, Andy Dick, Ashley Judd and even Oscar nominee Christopher Plummer have all appeared on some version of "Star Trek" over the last several decades.

'Teen Mom 2' Star I Got JUMPED By 3 Violent Chicks

"Teen Mom 2" star Leah Messer was brutally attacked by 3 women outside of a movie theater in West Virginia this weekend ... multiple sources tell TMZ.

19-year-old Leah is telling friends and family ... she had just left the theater with her fiance Sunday night when an older woman began following her and calling her names.

We're told Leah insists she tried to tell the woman to leave her alone ... when 2 other girls appeared out of nowhere and the three chicks opened a can of whoopass all over Leah's face.

Sources say Leah's fiance, and a security guard, managed to pull the three women off the MTV star ... and got out of the area.

TMZ obtained a photo of Leah's face following the brawl ... which shows a swollen cheek and redness on her neck and chest.

We're told Leah did not recognize any of her attackers ... but Leah's mother has since gone to Twitter in an effort to try and identify the assailants.

Sources say Leah plans to follow up with police later today to file a report.

Lois Lane from TV's "Superman"

'MEMBA HER?!

In the '50s, pinup model Noel Neill became famous for playing Lois Lane on the TV series and early movies " Superman." Guess what she looks like now!

Fat Tuesday

Plump it Up!

People are kicking off Mardi Gras today by gorging their faces for the sacred Fat Tuesday feast -- check out what a few of Hollywood's hottest would look like if they totally let themselves go!

Eat your heart out!

"Melrose Place" Stars

Then & Now!

Andrew Shue played innocent, boy-next-door "Billy Campbell" on "Melrose Place" when it debuted back in 1992 -- and today, he turns 45-years-old!

Now married to "Today" correspondent Amy Robach, Shue is co-founder to both Cafe Mom and the non-profit DoSomething.org.

The years have been kind to Andrew, who still looks pretty great in the gallery above... But what about everyone else?

Gisele Bundchen

Tom Brady Still Loves Me

... in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen knows ... the best way to get your husband to forgive you for publicly trashing his butterfingery teammates ... is by prancing around in a tiny bikini.

Gisele and Super Bowl XLVI loser Tom Brady were spotted in a beachfront lip-lock/ ass-grab in Central America last weekend ... during a family vacation with their son Benjamin.

As TMZ previously reported, several of Tom's New England Patriots teammates were "disappointed" when Gisele vented after the Super Bowl ... saying, "My husband cannot f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."

As you can see from the pics, Tom clearly has the best hands on the team.

Beyonce & Jay-Z

The Courtside Date Night

Last night, Beyonce and Jay-Z made their first public appearance together since she gave birth -- and they looked happier and healthier than ever!

While they left baby Blue Ivy at home, the couple was spotted courtside at Monday's New Jersey Nets vs. New York Knicks game at Madison Square Garden.

Beyonce looked amazing in a bright yellow blazer, tight jeans and some high Louboutins, proving motherhood hasn't affected her sense of style.

The two looked beyond happy in the front row as they cheered on and fist-bumped for the Nets, a team of which Jay-Z is part owner.

Looks like they went home happy too -- the Nets won 100/92.

Inanimate Objects & The Stars

Who Look Like Them

Check out which stars share a striking resemblance to some everyday stuff.

They are the objects of our affection.

Surprising Celebs

Who Appeared on "Star Trek"

Romantic comedy/action flick "This Means War" is in theaters this weekend, starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy. Did you know the one thing the gents had in common before shooting the film? They both starred on some version of "Star Trek!"

Chris shot to fame in 2009 for his portrayal of a young Kirk in the JJ Abrams prequel "Star Trek," while Tom appeared in the 2002 film "Star Trek: Nemesis." And these "Star Trek" appearances are more common than you may think...

Celebrities like Kirstie Alley, Andy Dick, Ashley Judd and even Oscar nominee Christopher Plummer have all appeared on some version of "Star Trek" over the last several decades.

Amber Portwood Allegedly Evicted For Conning the Government

"Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood was tossed out of her Indiana home last month for scamming the government and mooching off taxpayer money -- this according to law enforcement sources.

Here's how it breaks down -- according to Amber's lease agreement, obtained by TMZ, the house she was renting in Anderson, Indiana had been subsidized by the state's "Low Income Rental Housing Tax Credit Program."

Problem is, in order to enroll in the program -- a prerequisite for moving in -- the reality star claimed she made roughly $10,000 a year ... MUCH less than what she actually earned in 2010 ... $280,000.

According to sources, Amber's massive income rendered her ineligible for subsidized housing -- no duh -- and that's the reason her landlords evicted her.

It doesn't really matter though -- Amber's still locked up in jail, awaiting final approval to enter a court-appointed drug rehab program.

Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island"

'MEMBA HER?!

Dawn Wells became famous for playing Mary Ann on the '60s hit TV series, "Gilligan's Island." Guess what she looks like now!

J.Lo & Boy Toy

Valentine's Day Is for Swingers

Jennifer Lopez and her 24-year-old boyfriend Casper Smart were quite the lovebirds and enjoyed a Valentine's Day frolicking on the sand in Santa Barbara on Tuesday.

Besides holding hands and taking long walks on the beach, Jen even climbed up on top of Casper to ride the swing together.

In related news, Marc Anthony VD pics should surface in 5 ... 4... 3 ...

"The Mickey Mouse Club"

Then & Now

Justin Timberlake celebrated his 31st birthday this week -- and he's come a long way since his days on "The Mickey Mouse Club."

JT was one of many who hit it big after starring on the Disney show, coming from a crop that included Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, JC Chasez, Keri Russell and even Ryan Gosling.

Check out how well has the rest of the MMC held up over the years!

Smoochin' Stars

GUESS WHO!

Love is in the air... and these celebs aren't afraid to show a little PDA. Can you guess which stars are behind these puckered pics?

XOXO

Stars Who've Admitted to

PLASTIC SURGERY

Hollywood is no stranger to plastic surgery -- but which stars have come clean about having it?

Check out which stars have been lifted, tucked, inflated or pulled ... and aren't afraid to talk about it!

Guess Whose Celebrity Spawn...

IS A MODEL!

This gorgeous dirty-blonde babe is actually the daughter of one of Hollywood's BIGGEST names -- can you guess which star she calls "Dad?"

Marilyn from "The Munsters" 'MEMBA HER?!

Pat Priest became famous for playing the buxom blonde Marilyn on the '60s TV series "The Munsters." Guess what she looks like now!

TMZ's Last Minute

Valentine's Day Cards!

**BREAKING NEWS** Today is Valentine's Day and if you're anything like us... either you totally forgot about it or you just put it off until the last second -- but don't worry 'cause TMZ has got you covered!

We've made some awesome celebrity cards for you to download, print, and totally take credit for!

It's cool... you can thank us later.

Smoochin' Stars

GUESS WHO!

Love is in the air this Valentine's Day... and these celebs aren't afraid to show a little PDA. Can you guess which stars are behind these puckered pics?

XOXO

Jen Aniston Strips for GQ

Talks Pitt & Pregnancy Rumors

Looking at Jennifer Aniston's toned abs above, it's safe to say she's not pregnant -- but, just in case, she's making it 100% clear.

"I'm not having triplets. Not having twins. Nor am I having one baby," she says in the March issue of GQ, adding she also "did not elope."

Tabloid scrutiny has followed Jen since her divorce from Brad Pitt, which always seems to get referenced in one way or another -- even when promoting new movie, "Wanderlust."

Now she's just happy with new boyfriend Justin Theroux ... and while they have a dog together, she's not on a mission to have kids.

"I still kind of go with, if it happens, it happens," Jen says of getting pregnant. "I'm calm and peaceful with whatever the plan is. It's not something where I'm going, 'I gotta have a kid!'"

Halle Berry's Malibu House Hunt

$50k Gets You a Bidet

Halle Berry is gonna have to drop $50,000 PER MONTH if she wants to live at that kick ass Malibu beach pad she was scoping out the other day ... TMZ has learned.

It's 3,825 square feet of pure AWESOME -- with 3 bedrooms, 4 baths, hot tub, elevator, white marble floors and a frickin' bidet ... so she can experience a spritz of France before she moves there permanently.

We broke the story ... Halle is in the market for a short-term rental while she fixes up some problems on her mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

No word if Halle is serious about the place ... but she should be, it's incredible.

"The Mickey Mouse Club"

Then & Now

Justin Timberlake celebrated his 31st birthday this week -- and he's come a long way since his days on "The Mickey Mouse Club."

JT was one of many who hit it big after starring on the Disney show, coming from a crop that included Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, JC Chasez, Keri Russell and even Ryan Gosling.

Check out how well has the rest of the MMC held up over the years!

Arnold & Stallone The Couple That Surgeries Together ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone got his and his shoulder surgeries at a hospital yesterday ... making millions of fans feel sad and old at the same time.

Ahnald posted the pic yesterday ... with the caption, "After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting 'The Expendables 2' and 'The Last Stand,' it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery."

He added, "Now we're ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot 'The Tomb.'"

For the record, Arnie is 64 and Stallone is 65 ... and still in better shape than most humans.

Daisy Duke from "Dukes of Hazard"

'MEMBA HER?!

Catherine Bach -- and her short-shorts -- became famous for playing Daisy Duke on the '70s/'80s series "The Dukes of Hazzard." Guess what she looks like now!

Makeup Mistakes!

Check A Mirror, Ladies

Ellie Kemper has followed in the embarrassing footsteps of Uma Thurman and Nicole Kidman, unknowingly posing for photos outside Letterman yesterday with a questionable makeup job!

Check out more stars with bad makeup moves.

Manly Mani-Pedi's

NAILED IT!

Can you guess which metro-men have let down their guard and gotten themselves a little pampering on their hands and feet?!

There's nothing a fresh coat of paint can't take care of.

Little Orphan "Annie"

'MEMBA HER?!

Aileen Quinn was only 10 years-old when she became famous for playing little orphan Annie in the 1982 film "Annie." Guess what she looks like now!

Bisexual Stars

Snooki Joins the Ranks!

"Jersey Shore" star Snooki came out as bisexual this week, telling Huffington Post "I would consider myself bi. I've done stuff with girls before, I've experimented."

She's not the only bi star in Hollywood -- see who else swings both ways above.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO?!

Can you figure out who this scruffy scrambled man is? Click through to find out!

The Cast of "Who's the Boss?"

THEN & NOW!

Judith Light from "Who's the Boss?" celebrates her 63rd birthday today -- and to celebrate we're seeing how she and the rest of the cast has changed since the sitcom went off the air in 1992.

Tony Danza, Alyssa Milano and more -- see them now!

Kim Kardashian Divorce Turns Ugly Reality TV On Trial

The Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries divorce has become a bitter fight, and we've learned Kris' lawyer intends to put reality TV on trial ... but that could blow up in his face.

Sources tell us ... Kris and his lawyer, Lee Hutton, want to "expose the M.O. of reality TV" by proving Kim had no intention of staying married to him, but just wanted big ratings for her reality show.

Now here's the irony. The duo wants to prove their point by asking the judge to allow TMZ and TV stations to broadcast the trial -- something that the judge might find a tad hypocritical ... not that we're complaining.

TMZ broke the story ... Kim filed for divorce on grounds of "irreconcilable differences." Kris has countered that he wants the marriage annulled based on fraud.

Kris has a couple of problems with the fraud claim. First of all, he's the one who proposed. Second, the publicity has made him famous and marketable and he'll make millions more than he would have otherwise.

And another big point in Kim's favor ... We've learned the prenup is extremely long and complicated ... accounting for what would happen years into the future. Why would she go through the time and trouble of having a long prenup if she planned on pulling the plug on the marriage within a few months?

Little Ricky on "I Love Lucy"

'MEMBA HIM?!

Keith Thibodeaux became famous for playing Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's son, Little Ricky, on the classic '50s TV series "I Love Lucy." Guess what he looks like now!

BEYONCE

Flaunts New Mom Curves

In First Appearance Since Baby!

Baby Blue Ivy's mom, Beyonce Knowles, has finally made her post-pregnancy debut!

The 30-year-old singer stepped out last night for the first time since giving birth in to her little girl with Jay-Z last month.

Beyonce put her new curves on display in a tight red-orange Alice Temperly dress, which she paired with some bedazzled Christian Louboutin heels -- proving she's still as stylish as ever since having a baby.

Bey, Jay-Z and her mom Tina were at Carnegie Hall, where the rapper had his first of two benefit concerts for the United Way of New York City and the Shawn Carter Scholarship Foundation.


With mom and dad back out in public, will we be seeing Blue Ivy soon too?!

'Bayou Billionaires'

Humping in Dubai

Here's a photo of the super-rich couple from CMT's "Bayou Billionaires" doing what most oil moguls do best ... spoiling themselves!!!

Gerald and Kitten Dowden -- who became a real life "Beverly Hillbillies" family when they found oil on their property in Louisiana last year -- recently booked a trip to Dubai ... and TMZ has the pics.

Ever since the family struck it rich, they've been treating themselves to the finer things in life ... and when we asked why they decided to travel to the Middle East, Kitty told us ... "because we CAN!”

Mama Dowden says the couple rode dune buggies, participated in an authentic Bedouin dinner ... and of course, treated themselves to a camel ride.

Kitty adds, "We would definitely go back again, it was a great experience!"

Better hope that well doesn't dry up ...

Crossover Acts

Reality Stars Turned Actors!

Former "American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee is back on TV this week with "Smash" -- but this time, she's venturing into scripted territory.

McPhee is hardly the first reality TV star to try their hand at acting though -- see who else tried to make the switch in the gallery above.

Stars Breakin' a Sweat

FEEL THE BURN!

If you're like most people, you've already given up on your New Year's resolution to get healthy and work out more.

As you sit around and do nothing -- check out these pictures of stars breakin' a sweat!

Doesn't look fun, does it?

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO?!

Can you figure out who this scruffy scrambled man is? Click through to find out!

Manly Mani-Pedi's

NAILED IT!

Can you guess which metro-men have let down their guard and gotten themselves a little pampering on their hands and feet?!

There's nothing a fresh coat of paint can't take care of.

Then & Now:

The Cast of "Twin Peaks"

It's been over 20 years since "Twin Peaks" went off the air -- and the show's cast members have gone through some serious physical transformations since then.

Laura Lalmer, Audrey Horne, Special Agent Cooper and more, see what the cast looks like today.

Lindsay Lohan Calls BS on Boozing Story -- Threatens to Sue

Lindsay Lohan says there's NO TRUTH to reports she was boozing at a SAG Awards after party this weekend ... and now, TMZ has learned, she's threatening to SUE the media outlets that published the story in the first place.

A source close to the actress tells TMZ ... Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys ... because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career.

Lindsay acknowledges she WAS at the party at the Chateau Marmot hotel in Hollywood Sunday night ... but insists she was sitting with Alan Cummings the whole time and ONLY drank water.

We're told Lindsay's also pissed over reports about a recent gas station makeout session with Dennis Hopper's son Henry (pictured above), where she allegedly purchased Red Bull and vodka.

Sources close to LiLo tell us the actress is adamant the two are just friends ... NEVER MADE OUT ... and the only items she bought were soda, chips, and cigarettes.

Joel Osteen

Good God, He's RIPPED!!!

The lord is my personal trainer, I shall not want.

Mega-televangelist Joel Osteen hit the beach in Hawaii this week for a little family vacation time with his wife Victoria, his son Jonathan, his daughter Alexandra ... and a SHREDDED SIX PACK!!!

Besides being one of the most famous preachers in the world, Osteen is also a health nut ... who dishes out diet advice on his web page. Judging by his sculpted physique, dude knows what he's talking about.

"The Mickey Mouse Club"

Then & Now

Justin Timberlake celebrated his 31st birthday this week -- and he's come a long way since his days on "The Mickey Mouse Club."

JT was one of many who hit it big after starring on the Disney show, coming from a crop that included Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, JC Chasez, Keri Russell and even Ryan Gosling.

Check out how well has the rest of the MMC held up over the years!

Manly Mani-Pedi's

NAILED IT!

Can you guess which metro-men have let down their guard and gotten themselves a little pampering on their hands and feet?!

There's nothing a fresh coat of paint can't take care of.

Stars Breakin' a Sweat

FEEL THE BURN!

If you're like most people, you've already given up on your New Year's resolution to get healthy and work out more.

As you sit around and do nothing -- check out these pictures of stars breakin' a sweat!

Doesn't look fun, does it?

Guess Whose Celebrity Spawn...

IS A MODEL!

This gorgeous dirty-blonde babe is actually the daughter of one of Hollywood's BIGGEST names -- can you guess which star she calls "Dad?"

'Idol' Hopeful Angie Zeiderman

I'm No Gaga Ripoff!

"American Idol" wannabe Angie Zeiderman loves Lady Gaga (as she proclaimed during her audition) but she's not trying to be like her ... she's just being herself.

Zeiderman tells TMZ she's theatrical by nature, and took it as a great compliment when Jennifer Lopez said most contestants couldn't sing a show tune like she did. Angie says she performs every Thursday night at a gay bar in Delray Beach, FL (the only girl who does so) and performs as part of a burlesque troupe that performs all over Miami.

If the "Idol" thing doesn't pan out, she should have no problem getting a gig ... as a Lady Gaga impersonator.

Little Chrissy Seaver on "Growing Pains" 'MEMBA HER?!

Towards the end of "Growing Pains," Ashley Johnson was added to the cast to play the youngest daughter, Christine Seaver. Guess what she looks like now!

Manly Mani-Pedi's

NAILED IT!

Can you guess which metro-men have let down their guard and gotten themselves a little pampering on their hands and feet?!

There's nothing a fresh coat of paint can't take care of.

Secret Celeb's Cute Kid...

GUESS WHOSE!

This beautiful bouncing baby is the spawn of a huge Hollywood stars -- can you tell who is the proud poppa of this adorable 'lil daughter?!

Madonna Halftime Show [PICS]

Super Bowl Stage Is

Vogue'd OUT!

Call it a hunch ... but Madonna's gonna perform Vogue this Sunday at the Super Bowl Halftime Show -- this according to several behind-the-scenes pics of the stage, obtained by TMZ.

The pics were snapped over the weekend in Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis -- while crew were testing stage lighting for the upcoming performance ... and you can clearly see the word "Vogue" lit up on the floor panels.

Nicki Minaj is rumored to be a part of the show as well .... probably because she's featured on Madonna's new song, which Madge is expected to premiere at the Super Bowl.

Let's hope she knows how to let her body move to the music.

Whose Tattoos?

Guess the Inked Up Girls!

Rihanna got some brand new ink -- but she's not the "Only Girl in the World" rocking some serious tattoos.

See if you can match the body art with the female star in the gallery above!

Leo & New GF

On the Ropes

Leonard DiCaprio's relationship with his 22-year-old Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Erin Heatherton really hung in the balance last week -- as the couple hit up an awesomely awesome zip line together in Mexico ... and we got the pics!

The exact location of Leo and Erin's Mexican vacation is unclear -- but by the looks of the photos, 37-year-old Leo and his little lady friend are having a blast south of the border.

"American Idol" Season 2 Contestants

THEN & NOW!

Clay Aiken was officially announced as one of the contestants on "Celebrity Apprentice" ... but whatever happened to everyone else from Season 2 of "American Idol"?

Do names like Vanessa Olivarez, Corey Clark, Kimberly Caldwell and Josh Gracin ring a bell?

Check out the gallery above to see what they're all up to these days.

Little Orphan "Annie" 'MEMBA HER?!

Aileen Quinn was only 10 years-old when she became famous for playing little orphan Annie in the 1982 film "Annie." Guess what she looks like now!

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

Whose Tattoos?

Guess the Inked Up Girls!

Rihanna got some brand new ink this week -- but she's not the "Only Girl in the World" rocking some serious tattoos.

See if you can match the body art with the female star in the gallery above!

SOAKING STARS

Left Out in the Rain!

While Los Angeles got some much needed rain over the weekend -- check out which stars have also gotten their fare share of soakings from good 'ol mother nature.

When it rains it pours!

"Jersey Shore" Stars

See Them All Without Makeup!

Deena Cortese is the latest "Jersey Shore" star to strip her face of makeup -- proving that most of them look better without fake eyelashes, contacts, crazy eyeshadow and an unnaturally orange glow.

See who looks best in their natural state.

Jennifer Aniston

Buys SICKEST Mansion Ever!!!

Jennifer Aniston is about to become the proud owner of an estate you will never be able to afford ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tells us... Jennifer has purchased an 8,500 square foot mansion in Bel Air. The asking price was $24 million, but we're told Jennifer got it for a bargain -- only $21 mil.

The Mid Century house has 4 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms and unobstructed city and ocean views. The estate is just shy of 2 acres ... and in Bel Air, that's HUGE. And get this ...it even has a vineyard!

Jennifer's realtor is Jade Mills from Coldwell Banker in Bev Hills. Mills is having a good month. She repped Avril Lavigne, who sold her $8.5 million mansion to L.A. Clippers star Chris Paul last week.

We're told Jennifer will officially get title to her new pad tomorrow.

Anna Faris

Hanging by a Thread

Off MASSIVE Cliff

Anna Faris trusted some flimsy rope with her LIFE earlier this month -- rappelling down an incredibly scary cliff in Mexico ... with a laundry list of her famous buddies, including Michelle Williams.

Anna, Michelle, Anna's husband ("Parks and Recreation" star Chris Pratt) and the entire band Grizzly Bear all went on an 8-hour horseback ride ... then rappelled down a giant mountain ... as part of their Coyote Canyon Adventures trip.

Who knew Anna and Michelle did all their own stunts?

Halle Berry to Gabriel Aubry Stay Away From Nahla!!!

Halle Berry is in court, where she'll ask a judge for an order prohibiting her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, from having ANY contact with 3-year-old Nahla until the child endangerment investigation against him is resolved.

As TMZ first reported, the LAPD is conducting a criminal battery and child endangerment investigation after Gabriel allegedly pushed the nanny with Nahla in her arms. And before the alleged pushing, the nanny says Gabriel screamed at her and hurled a racial epithet. In addition, we've learned the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services is also conducting a child endangerment investigation.

TMZ has learned more about what nanny Alliance Kamdem has told the cops. Law enforcement sources tell us ... Kamdem claims Gabriel repeatedly yelled and cursed at her, often while Nahla was present. Kamdem also says it got so bad ... Gabriel would make her sit in a corner in his condo until he called for her.

Kamdem also claims Gabriel often yelled at Nahla, causing the child to cower and cry. And she told police ... when Nahla had a rash he refused to treat it.

Kamdem quit last week after Gabriel allegedly shoved her.

Gabriel's rep tells TMZ, "Anyone can file a police report at any time, regardless of it being accurate."

Sources tell TMZ ... Judge Scott Gordon heard the matter this AM because the judge who was handling the case is on vacation. After hearing the lawyers arguments, Judge Gordon decided he would not decide, but rather put the matter off until next Monday, when Judge Mark Juhas returns from vacation.

Judge Gordon did not grant an immediate emergency order for either side because he believed there are enough protections in place to keep Nahla safe until Monday's hearing.

We're told Halle and Gabriel did not address the judge.

Jennifer Aniston

Buys SICKEST Mansion Ever!!!

Jennifer Aniston is about to become the proud owner of an estate you will never be able to afford ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tells us... Jennifer has purchased an 8,500 square foot mansion in Bel Air. The asking price was $24 million, but we're told Jennifer got it for a bargain -- only $21 mil.

The Mid Century house has 4 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms and unobstructed city and ocean views. The estate is just shy of 2 acres ... and in Bel Air, that's HUGE. And get this ...it even has a vineyard!

Jennifer's realtor is Jade Mills from Coldwell Banker in Bev Hills. Mills is having a good month. She repped Avril Lavigne, who sold her $8.5 million mansion to L.A. Clippers star Chris Paul last week.

We're told Jennifer will officially get title to her new pad tomorrow.

Young Hayley Mills in "Parent Trap"

'MEMBA HER?!

Before Lindsay Lohan starred in the '98 remake, Hayley Mills played the identical twins in the 1961 original film "The Parent Trap." Guess what she looks like now!

SOAKING STARS

Left Out in the Rain!

While Los Angeles got some much needed rain over the weekend -- check out which stars have also gotten their fare share of soakings from good 'ol mother nature.

When it rains it pours!

Buff Celebrity Body

GUESS WHO!

Think you know which young stud flaunted his seriously shredded stomach over the weekend in Venice Beach, CA?

Click to find out!

Anna Faris

Hanging by a Thread

Off MASSIVE Cliff

Anna Faris trusted some flimsy rope with her LIFE earlier this month -- rappelling down an incredibly scary cliff in Mexico ... with a laundry list of her famous buddies, including Michelle Williams.

Anna, Michelle, Anna's husband ("Parks and Recreation" star Chris Pratt) and the entire band Grizzly Bear all went on an 8-hour horseback ride ... then rappelled down a giant mountain ... as part of their Coyote Canyon Adventures trip.

Who knew Anna and Michelle did all their own stunts?

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cast

Then and Now!

Ready to feel old? Tatyana Ali, who played Will Smith's teen cousin "Ashley Banks" on "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," turns 33-years-old today!

Since the show went off the air in 1996, Ali worked on a music career and continued acting in shows like "Love That Girl" and "The Young and the Restless" -- which she got an NAACP Image Award for in 2011.

Check out the gallery above to see what Tatyana and the rest of the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" cast looks like today!

Brian Dunkleman from "American Idol" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Brian Dunkleman got his fifteen minutes of fame as the co-host -- opposite Ryan Seacrest -- on the first season of "American Idol" back in 2002... but since he quit the show he's become an even bigger star! Guess what he looks like now!

Chris Hemsworth & Matt Damon

The Shirtless Water Slide

​Muscle god Chris Hemsworth celebrated the news that his gorgeous wife Elsa Pataky is pregnant with their first child just like anybody else would ... by diving down an inflatable slide off a helicopter-carrying luxury yacht with Matt Damon in St. Barts on Wednesday.

This is how Thor and Jason Bourne unwind.

And you thought your vacation was fun.

One-Piece vs. Two-Piece

THE BIKINI SHOWDOWN

Some of Hollywood's hottest bodies always make it to the beach in a one-piece, while others like to let it all hang out and go two-pieces.

Vote on your favorite bathing beauty to find out if less really is more.

Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman's Kids

What They Look Like Now!

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and little Suri live a very public life -- but last night, the "Mission: Impossible" star's kids with ex-wife Nicole Kidman made a very rare red carpet appearance together.

See how the 17 year-old Connor and 19 year-old Isabella have grown!

Stars Breakin' a Sweat

FEEL THE BURN!

If you're like most people, you've already given up on your New Year's resolution to get healthy and work out more.

As you sit around and do nothing -- check out these pictures of stars breakin' a sweat!

Doesn't look fun, does it?

KRIS JENNER

See Her Pre-Facelift

Yearbook Pictures!

Long before becoming the matriarch and "momager" of the biggest reality TV family since "The Osbournes," Kris Jenner was just another 70's high school student in San Diego, California.

We got our hands on Mama Kardashian's yearbook photos from back in the day, showing a teenage Kris and her all-natural face.

Just last year, Kris had her neck done in June and even got a facelift on national television in preparation for her daughter Kim's marriage.

Celeb Brothers and Sisters

Guess the GΓΣΣΚ!

Some stars rushed in to the secret life of fraternities and sororities during their college years -- but can you guess who pledged their life to a Greek family and who opted out of the hazing hierarchy?

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Heather Locklear The 911 Call Severe Stomach Pains

TMZ has obtained the 911 call placed January 12 by Heather Locklear's sister ... the tape is heavily redacted because of patient confidentiality, but TMZ has learned the nature of the emergency.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Heather's sister told the dispatcher Heather was having intense stomach pains and was in severe distress. When paramedics arrived they performed some tests and quickly decided her condition was so serious Heather needed to be transported to a hospital and placed in ICU immediately.

TMZ broke the story ... paramedics examined Heather after her sister made the emergency call, and determined Heather needed to be hospitalized after she had taken a dangerous combination of prescription drugs and alcohol.

It's her second drug-related emergency in the last couple years -- Heather was hospitalized back in 2008 for what the 911 operator described as a "suicide attempt" ... after her doctor became concerned Heather may have OD'd on prescription pills. It turned out to be a false alarm.

Tomboy Al on "Step by Step"

'MEMBA HER?!

Christine Lakin is best known for playing youngest daughter Al on the blended family '90s TV series "Step by Step." Guess what she looks like now!

Dwyane Wade

My $230k Car Can Fly ... Sorta

Dwyane Wade got a SICK $230,000 sports car at his 30th birthday party in Miami this weekend -- but the most impressive part of the gift is how it was AIRLIFTED into the hotel pool without a scratch.

The car is a brand new 2012 McLaren MP4-12C -- given to him for FREE by the owner of a local luxury car dealership. Wade is the brand ambassador for that particular dealership.

The guy wanted the presentation of the car to be super-fancy -- with the McLaren waiting for Wade on a platform in the middle of the hotel pool. Problem is, you can't just drive that thing inside the hotel.

Instead, the car was loaded up onto a crane in the alley next to the pool area ... hoisted above the hotel wall ... and carefully lowered onto the waiting platform, positioned inside the pool.

Props to the crew -- because the whole thing went off without a hitch ... and D-Wade accepted his present in front of famous friends like Usher, Common, T.I., LeBron, and Chris Bosh.

D-Dub even got a shout from Vogue chief Anna Wintour ... who said, "I hope we'll see you back at NY Fashion Week in September, because you're my favorite person to sit next to at the shows."

The rich get richer.

Back in the Day

Celebrity Yearbook Photos

Betty White turns 90-years-old today -- and we've got a look at the "Golden Girl" from her days at Beverly Hills High School!

Check out her yearbook photo above, plus shots of Jennifer Lopez, Sandra Bullock, John Stamos and more.

New Casey Anthony Photos

It's a Dog's Life

A new series of Casey Anthony photos -- posted on Twitter by the same person who posted the previous pics -- surfaced online ... featuring the dog Casey said she adopted in an earlier video.

Casey still has the same short blonde hair and glasses she was sporting in the other photos.

It's still unclear who's releasing the photos. Anthony's attorney, Jose Baez, told Geraldo Rivera he would go after him/her ... but then Baez quit as Casey's attorney just days later.

Jackman, McDermott & More:

Fit & Over 40!

Just because these guys are over 40 doesn't mean they're over the hill!

Check out which male stars are still flaunting some seriously shredded stomachs -- with a few who look better most 20-somethings out there.

J. Lo to Marc

See a Wedding Ring

On This Hand?!!

Jennifer Lopez got in a classic post-divorce jab on Marc Anthony -- flaunting her now wedding-ring-free left hand in her ex's face ... as they sat inches apart.

J.Lo and Marc reunited briefly at a Pasadena news conference to promote their upcoming talent search TV show for Univision. The former couple shared a stage and answered a few questions ... but only about the show.

We know it was probably unintentional, but Marc is definitely checking out that hand.

No apparent hard feelings though -- as they even held hands and hugged for promotional photos. It's not just politics that makes strange bedfellows.

Little Ricky on "I Love Lucy" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Keith Thibodeaux became famous for playing Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's son, Little Ricky, on the classic '50s TV series "I Love Lucy." Guess what he looks like now!

Stars Breakin' a Sweat

FEEL THE BURN!

If you're like most people, you've already given up on your New Year's resolution to get healthy and work out more.

As you sit around and do nothing -- check out these pictures of stars breakin' a sweat!

Doesn't look fun, does it?

Snooki Gets Another Tattoo

What Is It This Time?!

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi added some new ink to her collection last weekend -- by getting a brand new tattoo!

The 24-year-old was spotted going under the needle this weekend at the Martlet Tattoo Parlor in Hollywood, CA.

Her new shoulder ink is of several stars with leopard print on the inside, matching a similar tatt on her left shoulder.

Rachel Uchitel

Does a Bikini Bump

Rachel Uchitel showed off the unborn baby female fetus growing inside her by rockin' a sexy two-piece bikini in Cancun the other day.

The 36-year-old former Tiger Woods mistress bronzed her five months pregnant bones while vacationing with her husband Matt Hahn.

Rachel is due to give birth in April.

Secret Celeb's Cute Kid...

GUESS WHOSE!

This beautiful bouncing baby is the spawn of a huge Hollywood stars -- can you tell who is the proud poppa of this adorable 'lil daughter?!

What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

Can you find the stealthy differences hidden within these photos? Are you good enough to spot 'em?

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Nicky and Alex on "Full House" 'MEMBA THEM?!

Blake Tuomy-Wilhoit and his twin brother Dylan are best known for playing the adorable boys Nicky and Alex Katsopolis in the family friendly sitcom "Full House." Guess what they look like now!

Elin Nordegren

I Demolished

My $12 MILLION Mansion

Elin Nordegren is a human wrecking machine ... who just LEVELED her brand new $12 MILLION Florida mansion ... because, well, she can afford it.

Elin bought the 9,000 square foot North Palm Beach home in March ... right after she struck a $100 million divorce settlement with Tiger Woods.

Apparently, Elin felt the modest 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom pad wasn't quite up to her standards ... so she did the only reasonable thing -- KNOCKED THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN!

We're told Nordegren has hired a high-priced architect to build her dream home ... and sources say every single worker is required to sign a confidentiality agreement.

No word on how long the project is expected to take -- but we're told Elin is living in a nearby mansion inside the private community while the new place is under construction.

It's good to be rich.

WHOSE NEW JESUS TATTOO

GUESS WHO!

This young celeb already has a couple of tattoos on his body but yesterday he showed off his biggest one yet -- Can you guess who it is?

President Barack Obama

EATS DIRT

in Shirtless Football Game

Don't let anyone tell you Barack Obama lacks cojones -- because this weekend in Hawaii, the POTUS himself sacrificed his body to make a diving catch in a hardcore beach football game ... and TMZ has the pics.

The pics were snapped New Year's Day at the Kaneohe Marine Corps Base on Oahu, where the President and the first family stayed for their 10-day vacation.

Obama -- who's pretty ripped for a 50-year-old -- makes some shockingly athletic plays ... diving for catches, tossing up some Hail Marys, and juking people all over the place.

When was the last time a President did THAT?!?

Obama and the fam arrived back in DC early Tuesday morning -- where Mr. President will begin to quarterback his re-election campaign.

Is Oprah Working

At P.F. Chang's?!

Now that Oprah retired from her TV show -- has she really resorted to working at P.F. Chang's?

It sure looks that way...

Jessica Alba's Body

Returns to Pre-Fetus Form

More than four months after giving birth, Jessica Alba showed off her flat stomach and gorgeous mom curves in a hot pink bikini in Cabo this weekend.

Alba's second daughter Haven was born on August 13th.

"American Idol" Season 2 Contestants

THEN & NOW!

Clay Aiken was just officially announced as one of the contestants on "Celebrity Apprentice" ... but whatever happened to everyone else from Season 2 of "American Idol"?

Do names like Vanessa Olivarez, Corey Clark, Kimberly Caldwell and Josh Gracin ring a bell?

Check out the gallery above to see what they're all up to these days.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

This well-trimmed star was given a one-of-a-kind TMZ warp ... can you guess who is behind the wonky photo?