Kim Kardashian has just served Kris Humphries' ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj, with a subpoena in the divorce case ... TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Myla was in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship with Kris since mid-January -- something Kris was desperately trying to hide ... to the point his people lied about the relationship.

As for why Kris wanted to cover it up ... sources tell us Kris and his lawyer were worried it would have an impact on the divorce case. We know Kris demanded $7 million from Kim, claiming she devastated him by filing divorce papers. It's hard to say he was devastated when he moved on two months after divorce docs were filed.

Sources say Kim's lawyer wants to know if Kris said anything about his marriage which might relate to his claim Kim defrauded him -- in other words, did he blow his cover during pillow talk. We're told Kim's lawyer also wants details about hundreds of texts and emails exchanged between Myla and Kris.

Myla's lawyer, Joe Tacopina, accepted service on behalf of Myla.

Tacopina tells TMZ his client will comply with the subpoena.

Mel Gibson blew off some serious steam Saturday night, partying until 4 AM at Maria Menounos' home.

Maria threw a bash for her 34th birthday. A wardrobe friend of Maria's brought Mel along and he quickly made himself at home in her Encino pad, grinding away without a care in the world.

As for the question, "WHO THE F**K WANTS TO EAT?," Mel certainly did, because girls in tiny grass skirts were serving hors d'oeuvres all night long.

BTW, the party had a Hawaiian theme, so Mel was greeted at the door with a lei -- we're guessing she wasn't Russian.

Beach season is officially here -- and we have the photos to prove it!

Stars like Miley Cyrus, Joe Manganiello, Chris Hemsworth, Fergie and the cast of "Jersey Shore" have already stripped down to their swimsuits.

Before this little lady grew up to be one of Hollywood's most sultry singers, she was just another girl growing up in New York! Can you guess who this mother of two is?!

Tim McGraw is 45 and fine!

The country superstar proved that wife Faith Hill is a lucky lady this weekend -- when he posted a shirtless photo of himself on Twitter.

Which other stars are still lookin' good after 40?

Can you guess which Hollywood hotties are the proud owners of these taught tums? Check out all the man muscles ... if you can stomach them!

Alright stop ... collaborate and focus! We've got a set of differences for you to check out while the DJ revolves it!

**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**

Rihanna is running out of real estate on her body -- as she got yet another tattoo!

10:15 AM PT -- A witness who was inside the club tells TMZ ... Chris Brown did NOT send any bottles over to Drake's table, despite several reports to the contrary.

We're told both Brown and Drake had been hanging out in the VIP section ... when Drake began pointing and yelling at Brown.

Brown began yelling back ... and that's when members of both entourages rushed in and began shoving each other.

With tensions running high, someone threw a bottle -- which set the whole thing off ... and the shoving turned to punches.

We're told club security rushed in to break up the fight ... and called police for backup. Brown and Drake left the scene by the time cops showed up ... but several members of their entourages remained at the club. Multiple members of both crews required medical assistance.

We're told the club suffered some serious damage in the fight -- including busted up tables, broken mirrors, shattered lighting and glass scratches all over the floors.

Chris Brown sustained a nasty gash on his chin -- apparently a wound from a bottle attack -- after his entourage allegedly clashed with Drake's crew in a NYC nightclub brawl.

TMZ has confirmed with the NYPD that the two singers' crews got into a fight at WIP nightclub -- 5 people were injured in the melee.

NYPD arrived on the scene after receiving a call between 4 and 5am. Chris and Drake were not present when cops arrived.

We're told there were no critical injuries ... just bumps, bruises and lacerations. No arrests were made.

After the fight, Brown tweeted a photo of his injury ... along with the message, "How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol... Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!."

The photo and the message have since been removed from Brown's Twitter page.

There are reports the two started throwing blows (and bottles!) over Chris' ex girlfriend, Rihanna, who Drake is rumored to have hooked up with.

A few hours before the brawl, TMZ shot footage of Drake leaving the London hotel ... surrounded by some diesel-sized hired muscle. No word if they were involved in the bar fight, but wow ... that would be scary.

A picture of Chris Brown's Transformers-themed SUV taken after the fight has surfaced -- with what appears to be blood splattered on the back.

Drake is adamant ... he is not responsible for the bloody gash on Chris Brown's face ... claiming he was simply leaving the nightclub when the brawl broke out ... but sources tell us, the fight started after Chris Brown and a rapper at Drake's table started trash talking each other.

The rapper hanging with Drake -- Meek Mill -- was screaming at Chris and Chris was giving it right back to Meek Mill. One of Chris' lieutenants was also involved in the screaming match.

Our sources would NOT say what specifically they were arguing about -- partly out of fear that someone will get hurt. But we are told the argument was NOT over Rihanna.

One source says Chris was hurt when Meek Mill hit him with a bottle.

A rep for Drake tells TMZ ... "Drake did not participate in any wrongdoing of any kind last night at W.i.P. He was on his way out of the club when the altercation began."

The rep adds, "[Drake] did not engage in any activity which resulted in injury to person or damage to property.”

Funnyman Jim Carrey must have had his fill of relaxed beach living -- he just put his Malibu home on the market for a whopping $13.95 million!

Check out the actor's stunning 5 bedroom, 5.5 bathroom California Contemporary home.

The Stanley Cup was a whore last night ... because it let all sorts of strangers rub their mouths and butts all over it for hours ... and TMZ has the pics.

The enablers were several members of the world champion L.A. Kings -- who treated Stanley to a night of mayhem at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.

During the show, the Kings were entertained by The Little Kings -- a band of little people dressed up like their NHL counterparts ... who used the cup as a chair when their tiny feet got tired.

We're told the Kings arrived to the party with David Beckham ... and were met at the venue by UFC legend Chuck Liddell ... who filled the cup with beer and had the Kings hoist it up so he could chug with the champs.

But Stanley's night ended early -- 'cause the cup has a curfew. We're told right before midnight, the cup's handlers whisked Stanley out of the venue ... so it could be all gussied up for today's championship parade.

Miley Cyrus has a lot to be proud of -- and she's flaunting it all in South Beach!

The newly engaged 19-year-old hit the pool in Miami today, where she not only showed off her impressive bikini body ... but also flashed her new engagement ring.

Josie Davis is best known for playing the youngest girl Sarah Powell in the '80s television series "Charles in Charge." Guess what she looks like now!

Hey, you ... the one person who watched "Terra Nova" .... wanna buy the super-ugly vehicles from the show? They're SUPER cheap ...

TMZ has learned ... the production company behind Steven Spielberg's dinosaur fighting TV flop is auctioning off all of the vehicles used on the show ... since it was mercifully canceled in March.

The vehicles are modified Land Cruisers and Range Rovers from the early 1980's and 1990's ... and all of the rides include a warning that reads, "Has been modified by MovieWorld Studios for a popular TV show, NOT for road use. Inspection recommended."

The auction, taking place in Australia, is set to end in a few hours ... and, shocker, the asking prices on the cars are still incredibly low -- $2,409 for a 1985 Range Rover and $6,059 for a 1990 Toyota Land Cruiser.

Pretty sweet deal .. if they were actually drivable ... and not hideous ... and not from a terrible television show.

You loved them back in the 90s -- but these days, some of your favorite teen idols don't look as fresh.

David Arquette has officially filed legal documents to finally divorce his estranged wife, Courteney Cox ... TMZ has learned.

Arquette cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the divorce. David filed the documents on Friday ... right before he went to Israel and got Bar Mitzvah'd.

He is asking for joint legal and physical custody of their daughter, Coco, who turns 8 tomorrow.

He did not ask for spousal or child support. There is no mention of how the property will be divided.

According to the docs, David is representing himself in the divorce -- he does not have a lawyer.

David signed the divorce documents on March 23, 2012 ... so it appears he's been holding them for nearly 3 months.

The couple married on June 12, 1999 -- exactly 13 years ago -- after meeting on the set of "Scream" back in 1995.

David and Courteney first announced their separation back in October 2010 ... with both sides saying they were "best friends" who were committed to raising their daughter together.

At the time of the initial separation, the couple released a joint statement saying, "The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage."

David and Courteney appeared on the Howard Stern radio show together last year-- and when Howard asked if they would ever reconcile David made it clear he WANTED to ... but Courteney insisted they were better off apart.

This photo of Erin Andrews in a bikini ignited another WAR in the TMZ newsroom ... after one staffer suggested parts of the ESPN reporter were simply too good to be true ... specifically, her massive boobs.

Erin took her gravity-defying twins out for a swim in Miami this weekend ... and while they're definitely spectacular, are they real??

We dug up another cleavage-baring pic from an event Erin attended in 2009 to compare ... and now we just gotta ask ...

The Ewing Family returns to TV this week with a modern take on "Dallas" -- but before we meet some of the backstabbing newcomers, we wanted to see what the original cast looks like today!

Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, Patrick Duffy, Victoria Principal, Priscilla Presley and more Southfork regulars -- which stars have held up through the years?

Now that the L.A. Kings won the Stanley Cup, it seems like everyone in Hollywood is now a HUGE fan.

But for those holding out on the NHL fandemonium, TMZ created a patent-pending Bandwagon3000 -- which turns any ordinary celebrity photo ... into an action-packed hockey pic!

Check out which stars are now ready to faceoff.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck sure has come a long way since her fourth place finish on the second season of "Survivor" back in 2001 -- she just purchased a Connecticut home for more than $4 million!

See the 7 bedroom, 8 bathroom, 7,600-square-foot Colonial Revival in Greenwich, CT.

David Arquette has FINALLY become a man ... 'cause the 41-year-old actor just had his Bar Mitzvah in Jerusalem. L'chaim!

Arquette -- who's in Israel to film a travel show -- had been attending a separate Bar Mitzvah ceremony for a local boy, when someone suggested David should get a BM of his own.

According to VosIzNeias.com, David -- whose mother is Jewish -- liked the idea ... so he strapped on a kippah and tefillin (prayer garb) and made it happen right in front of the Western Wall.

David was later presented with a Bar Mitzvah certificate ... but as everyone knows, the occasion doesn't become official until someone puts him in a chair and hoists him around the room.

Clare Danes is the latest star to go makeup free!

The "Homeland" and "My So-Called Life" actress showed off her fresh face while out in New York City yesterday, looking pretty and natural without a drop of makeup on.

Vanessa Bryant will NOT sign documents to make her divorce final ... at least for now ... because TMZ has learned, she and Kobe are working on a full reconciliation.

We've learned Kobe and Vanessa are trying to work out the issues that caused her to file for divorce back in December. They spend a lot of time together but he has not officially moved back in with her.

Under California law, Vanessa has to wait 6 months before she can file final docs making the divorce official. The 6-month mark hits this weekend, so Vanessa could end the marriage as early as Monday ... but we know she won't.

Now here's the deal. We're told Kobe and Vanessa have had their ups and downs since she filed for divorce ... and there's nothing stopping her from filing final divorce papers at some point in the future if things don't work out.

One more thing. If Kobe and Vanessa end up living together ... it will be in one of her 3 mansions, because he signed over all the deeds to her while they were working out divorce details.

Advantage Vanessa.

This photo of Erin Andrews in a bikini ignited another WAR in the TMZ newsroom ... after one staffer suggested parts of the ESPN reporter were simply too good to be true ... specifically, her massive boobs.

Erin took her gravity-defying twins out for a swim in Miami this weekend ... and while they're definitely spectacular, are they real??

We dug up another cleavage-baring pic from an event Erin attended in 2009 to compare ... and now we just gotta ask ...

The Ewing Family returns to TV this week with a modern take on "Dallas" -- but before we meet some of the backstabbing newcomers, we wanted to see what the original cast looks like today!

Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, Patrick Duffy, Victoria Principal, Priscilla Presley and more Southfork regulars -- which stars have held up through the years?

Now that the L.A. Kings won the Stanley Cup, it seems like everyone in Hollywood is now a HUGE fan.

But for those holding out on the NHL fandemonium, TMZ created a patent-pending Bandwagon3000 -- which turns any ordinary celebrity photo ... into an action-packed hockey pic!

Check out which stars are now ready to faceoff.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck sure has come a long way since her fourth place finish on the second season of "Survivor" back in 2001 -- she just purchased a Connecticut home for more than $4 million!

See the 7 bedroom, 8 bathroom, 7,600-square-foot Colonial Revival in Greenwich, CT.

David Arquette has FINALLY become a man ... 'cause the 41-year-old actor just had his Bar Mitzvah in Jerusalem. L'chaim!

Arquette -- who's in Israel to film a travel show -- had been attending a separate Bar Mitzvah ceremony for a local boy, when someone suggested David should get a BM of his own.

According to VosIzNeias.com, David -- whose mother is Jewish -- liked the idea ... so he strapped on a kippah and tefillin (prayer garb) and made it happen right in front of the Western Wall.

David was later presented with a Bar Mitzvah certificate ... but as everyone knows, the occasion doesn't become official until someone puts him in a chair and hoists him around the room.

Clare Danes is the latest star to go makeup free!

The "Homeland" and "My So-Called Life" actress showed off her fresh face while out in New York City yesterday, looking pretty and natural without a drop of makeup on.

Ian Michael Smith was only ten years old when he played the small but mighty Simon in the 1998 tear-jerker "Simon Birch." Guess what he looks like now!

This gorgeous smiling señor is actually the brother of a handsome Hollywood A-lister -- Can you use your family tree telepathy to guess which silver screen star calls this guy hermano?!

When Miley Cyrus, 19, and Liam Hemsworth, 22, announced the engagement, some found the news shocking considering the Disney starlet is still a teen. But young love and wedding bells is nothing new in Hollywood!

See who else got engaged at a really young age.

Can you guess which Hollywood hotties are the proud owners of these taught tums? Check out all the man muscles ... if you can stomach them!

Guys can have makeup disasters too!

Kellan Lutz looked like his uber-pale "Twilight" alter-ego Emmett Cullen yesterday at a "Tarzan 3D" photocall in Germany, thanks to some ill-applied foundation that left him looking vampiric.

Lutz isn't alone in his makeup mistake -- see what happened to Uma Thurman, Eva Longoria, Ashley Judd and Nicole Kidman.

The Rock has sold his massive, stunning home in Hidden Hills for very close to the $4.9 million asking price ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us the estate -- located 22 miles from Hollywood -- is being purchased by a businessman. It's currently in escrow and scheduled to close shortly.

The 9,120 square foot house has 6 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, an infinity pool and an awesome home theater.

The lucky realtors -- Tomer Fridman from Sotheby's International who represents the buyer and Andrew Manning from Prudential who reps The Rock -- should score a nice commission.

The original "American Idol" singer stepped out in London with a brand new, lighter look -- and was once again seen sporting blonde locks!

Mel Gibson's father -- who filed for divorce Monday -- believes his wife has been abusing him, and Mel has jumped to his dad's aid ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Mel and his family have been tending to 93-year-old Hutton Gibson, who is seriously ill with a panoply of ailments. Hutton is taking a slew of medications for his conditions, but we're told his wife, Teddy Joye (who is in her 70's) believes her husband's family is prolonging his suffering and wants to discontinue all medicines to accelerate his death. She also believes that's what Hutton wants.

We're told Mel has taken the lead to ensure his dad is getting his meds, and believes Joye is guilty of elder abuse by her conduct. Sources say Mel wants Joye out of his dad's house -- stat.

As we first reported, Hutton personally filed for divorce and even signed the divorce docs in shaky handwriting.

We're also told Joye is going to fight it out with Mel -- possibly in court.

The animosity between Mel's family and Joye is intense.

Can you guess which Hollywood hotties are the proud owners of these taught tums? Check out all the man muscles ... if you can stomachthem!

Angelina Jolie has come a long way from her blood-wearing days -- and this week, she turns 37-years-old!

From her freaky marriage to Billy Bob Thornton to her very public displays of affection with her brother James Haven and her controversial relationship with Brad Pitt, check out Angie's most outrageous moments.

This gorgeous smiling señor is actually the brother of a handsome Hollywood A-lister -- Can you use your family tree telepathy to guess which silver screen star calls this guy hermano?!

Don't get too fresh with this brunette beauty or her famous father will leave you blacker and bluer than her dress!

See which famous fighting face Bianca Van Varenberg showed up to the MTV Movie Awards with in the gallery above.

Lindsay Lohan has gone to the dark side ... as she begins production on her new Liz Taylor film.

We got this pic of Lindsay taking a cigarette break during a pre-production photo shoot and lighting test.

Lindsay reluctantly had her hair cut and dyed to mimic Taylor.

We're told Lindsay believes the "Liz and Dick" movie will re-start her career by showcasing her talents ... ya know, besides these.

It was a real "puck you" to the New Jersey Devils Monday night, as L.A. Kings fans taunted their rivals with blown up images of an even famous-er N.J. franchise -- the cast of "Jersey Shore."

Devils players may not have gotten the joke, since 18 are not even American, but fans sure did.

In the end, Snooki, The Situation, Pauly D and Jwoww may have been L.A.'s secret weapon, because the Kings won 4 zip, which puts them 1 game away from their first Stanley Cup.

Finally, Snooki and Sitch did something useful.

After sporting blonde locks for quite some time now, Mary-Kate Olsen returned to the dark side -- debuting a sleek and sophisticated new 'do at last night's Council of Fashion Designers Awards in New York City.

Before this little lady grew up to to be one of Hollywood's most sultry singers, she was just another girl growing up in New York! Can you guess who this mother of two is?!

Whether giving commencement speeches or actually graduating with honors themselves, Hollywood's biggest stars are trading their designer duds for your alma mater's cap and gown.

Check out all the A-list pomp and circumstance.

There are celebs known for having many tattoos -- Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, David Beckham and Rihanna all have obvious ink -- but did you ever imagine that "Hannah Montana" would have 14 tattoos?

Roman numerals, skulls, a dreamcatcher and more ... see 13 of Miley Cyrus' 14 tatts!

The military photos poured into the TMZ newsroom for our annual Hoorah Heroes contest -- so show some respect and check out the brave (and sometimes silly) men and women who serve this great country!

**CLICK HERE for contest rules and regulations!**

Tori Spelling is proud of her pregnancy curves -- and showed them off over the weekend in a very skimpy black swimsuit.

The 39-year-old, who is currently pregnant with her 4th child, flaunted her body at a BBQ with daughter Hattie and hubby Dean McDermott.

Clint Eastwood's daughter must have waaaaaay too much money to blow, 'cause the reality TV star just lit a $100,000 Birkin bag on fire ... all for the sake of a photo shoot.

19-year-old Francesca Eastwood -- who stars in the E! show "Mrs. Eastwood and Company" -- and her celebrity photographer boyfriend Tyler Shields decided to drop some major cash on the Hermes hand bag ... just so they could DESTROY IT!

If you don't know, the luxury-item bags range from $9,000 to $150,000 a pop (this was the $100k version) which apparently made no dent in the duo's wallet, because they sliced it in half with a chain saw and then let it burn -- all while the camera captured the fashion murder on film.

Beyonce Knowles returned to the stage this weekend -- and killed it in a number of super-sexy costumes less than five months after giving birth.

The singer dropped 60 pounds after having baby Blue Ivy and showed off her tremendous weight loss in concert.

Try to find the differences in these photos. Pretty sure you might be a little distracted by Salma Hayek's beauty.

Andy Lambros is best known for singing the "My Bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R..." song in the iconic 1974 Oscar Mayer Bologna commercial. Guess what he looks like now!

If Mark Zuckerberg's new wife was expecting a MASSIVE diamond on her wedding ring ... she was SORELY disappointed.

Just days after the surprise wedding of the century, Priscilla Chan-Zuckerberg took her brand new ruby rock on the road ... flashing her piece during a lunch date with a friend in Palo Alto, CA.

According to reports, the $20 BILLION Facebook honcho -- who has a reputation for not caring about excessive displays of wealth -- designed the ring himself.

So, we gotta ask ...

Phillip Phillips may have been the winner of "American Idol" -- but leave it to Jennifer Lopez, Rihanna and even Fantasia Barrino to really spice up the show.

Check out their revealing ensembles during last night's finale, plus all the hottest and most exciting moments from the show!

These stars have flipped the script and put themselves on the other side of the lens -- check out how an everyday occurrence for these shutterbugs turned into an awesome photo op!

Before they show their stuff at the Miss USA pageant next month, the contestants all hit the pool yesterday to flaunt their bikini bods in Kooey swimwear!

See how your state stacks up against the competition!

As the NBA season is coming to an end, one thing isn't going anywhere -- can you guess which NBA ballers are the proud owners of these awesome (and seriously permanent) tattoos?!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West made their red carpet debut as a couple yesterday at his film premiere in Cannes -- but what were they wearing?!

Check out their fashion faux pas, plus more sightings from Cannes.

Ray J crashed and burned the morning after the Billboard Music Awards ... and landed in the hospital ... TMZ has learned.

We're told Ray J was extremely upset after his confrontation with Whitney Houston's family -- notably Pat Houston -- during the awards ceremony. On Monday morning, someone went into Ray J's hotel room and realized the singer was "out of it" and couldn't get out of bed.

We're told Ray J was extremely disoriented and was immediately taken to the hospital by ambulance.

As for what happened ... it's looking like a combo of exhaustion and dehydration. Ray J had just returned from a quick, 32-hour round trip to China for business and when he landed he immediately drove 4 hours to Las Vegas for the awards show.

Ray J is still in the hospital. No word on when he'll be released.

These stars have flipped the script and put themselves on the other side of the lens -- check out how an everyday occurrence for these shutterbugs turned into an awesome photo op!

Clearly it pays to be one of the most successful recording artists in the world -- music royalty Celine Dion is unloading her very regal Montreal estate for a whopping $29 million!

Check out the 19-acre, private island retreat located outside of Monteal, which is accessibly only by helicopter or gated bridge.

The Hidden Hills home that was the centerpiece of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" for 5 seasons has been sold -- and the TV producer who bought it has exorcised all Kardashian demons by tearing the whole thing down ... except for one precious piece.

The new owner had the homestead disassembled piece by Armenian piece ... the toilets, cabinets, even the roof were donated to Habitat for Humanity. The upshot -- Kardashian remnants will adorn homes throughout the world.

We're told the owner plans on building a modern, industrial-type home in its place.

As for the one piece the owner kept ... the stripper pole, which will become a coat rack.

Total downgrade.

"Celebrity Apprentice" contestant Aubrey O'Day has finally returned to her blonde roots. For months, the pop star has been sporting an unnatural red shade that had us asking "what is she they thinking?" week after week.

See more stars who went from red to blonde and vote for the better look!

As the NBA season is coming to an end, one thing isn't going anywhere -- can you guess which NBA ballers are the proud owners of these awesome (and seriously permanent) tattoos?!

Jenny McCarthy is ready to take it all off again for Playboy, almost 20 years after she was Playmate of the Month in 1993.

See how she and other famous centerfolds and models from the '90s have aged since gracing the pages of the famous mens' magazine.

Pastor Marvin Winans -- the guy who M.C.'d Whitney Houston's funeral service -- was carjacked at a Detroit gas station yesterday.

According to WXYZ, Winans was pumping gas when some scumbag roughed him up and stole the 54-year-old's Infiniti QX56 SUV. The pastor told a WXYZ reporter he had a feeling this was "not a good situation" when he first saw the group of guys who eventually jumped him.

Winans -- whose family is legendary in the gospel music world -- was not seriously injured, but his son, Marvin Winans Jr., tells TMZ his dad has checked into a hospital to get treatment.

According to police, 4 suspects jacked an undisclosed amount of cash from Winans, and got away in the SUV. They describe three of the suspects as Black males.

Marvin gave the eulogy at Whitney's funeral in New Jersey back in February -- and thanked Whitney's mom for bringing "the world" to church.

It's official ... Ryan Seacrest is the owner of Ellen DeGeneres' epic, Beverly Hills estate.

We've learned title was officially transferred to Ryan on Wednesday.

We have now learned exactly what Ryan paid for the property. Ellen listed it at $49 million, and although one of our sources told us Ryan paid close to the asking price, we have now confirmed Ryan paid just under $39 mil.

We broke the story Ryan snagged the estate, which covers a city block and is just shy of 3 acres. In addition to the 9,200 square foot main house, there are 3 other houses on the property. The gym is the size of a large health club.

As for Ellen, she bought the main house from "Will and Grace" producer Max Mutchnick for $29 mil and then purchased the surrounding properties. Bottom line ... we're told Ellen lost money on the deal, but given the real estate slump, she still did ok.

Forbes says Ryan raked in $59 mil last year, so he can afford it.

Former "The Hills" actress Audrina Patridge took time off from her busy schedule of wearing a bikini in L.A. ... to show off her slammin' body in a white hot bikini at the ME Cabo Hotel in Mexico yesterday.

Audrina is down in Cabo San Lucas celebrating her 27th birthday with her BMX boyfriend Corey Bohan and some family members.

All of Audrina has grown up quite nicely.

Hard to believe, but one member of the Brat Pack just celebrated his 50th birthday!

The Brat Pack ruled the '80s, starring in classic films geared towards teen and young adults like "St. Elmo's Fire," "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles" -- and Emilio Estevez recently turned the big 5-0.

See how Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald and the rest of the gang have aged!

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

Jennifer Lopez has a lot to be proud of -- whether it's her body or her body of work!

The sexy 42-year-old shows off her impressive figure in a number of bikinis in the new issue of Vogue, where she's photographed by famed photographer Mario Testino.

These lucky ladies are the proud owners of a genuine celebrity spawn -- can you guess who their famous kids are?

The red carpet at the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival is red hot!

Ross Malinger is best known for playing Tom Hanks' son, Jonah Baldwin, in the 1993 romantic comedy "Sleepless in Seattle." Guess what he looks like now!

Ryan Seacrest has snagged Ellen DeGeneres' amazing Beverly Hills estate, which was listed for a cool $49 million, and we've learned he paid close to the asking price ... TMZ has learned.

Seacrest, who is reportedly worth $125 mililon and rakes in $45 million a year (these reports are sometimes off -- he probably makes more) ... will be the proud owner of the 9,200 square foot main house, 3 guest houses, and a couple of cement ponds. The estate sits on 2.87 acres -- for Bev Hills, that's huge. It basically covers an entire block.

Our sources say Ryan is paying within a couple of million dollars of the asking price. The deal is in escrow and it will close this week.

One realtor -- Kurt Rappaport -- repped both Ryan and Ellen in the deal ... nice commission.

The house was formerly owned by Max Mutchnick, co-creator of "Will and Grace." Ellen paid $29 mil, but then purchased the adjacent properties.

It pays to have 20 jobs.

Former "The Hills" actress Audrina Patridge took time off from her busy schedule of wearing a bikini in L.A. ... to show off her slammin' body in a white hot bikini at the ME Cabo Hotel in Mexico yesterday.

Audrina is down in Cabo San Lucas celebrating her 27th birthday with her BMX boyfriend Corey Bohan and some family members.

All of Audrina has grown up quite nicely.

Hard to believe, but one member of the Brat Pack just celebrated his 50th birthday!

The Brat Pack ruled the '80s, starring in classic films geared towards teen and young adults like "St. Elmo's Fire," "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles" -- and Emilio Estevez recently turned the big 5-0.

See how Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald and the rest of the gang have aged!

Wearing a black turtleneck, jeans and New Balance sneakers, Ashton Kutcher was spotted in full character as Steve Jobs as he made his way to the set of the late Apple CEO's biopic in L.A. on Friday.

The 34-year-old "Two and a Half Men" star plays the visionary businessman during his younger years in a movie tentatively titled "Jobs: Get Inspired."

While Kutcher definitely looks the part, it remains to be seen if he can nail the role of a complicated man -- part hippie, part driven businessman, part brilliant, and part crazy.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's twins just celebrated their first birthday -- and their party pics might make you incredibly jealous.

Mariah posed for some "candid" shots with little Moroccan and Monroe at their party at Plaza Athenee in Paris, France last month.

These lucky ladies are the proud owners of a genuine celebrity spawn -- can you guess who their famous kids are?

The "What to Expect When You're Expecting" cast hit the red carpet for the L.A. premiere last night -- but who looked the best?

Check out all the sightings and decide for yourself!

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

John Travolta was not in L.A. the day a masseur claims the actor sexually assaulted him ... in fact, Travolta flew to New York the night before ... TMZ has learned.

We checked flight records which show Travolta's jet took off from Los Angeles International Airport at 8:21 PM on January 15, 2012 and landed at 3:59 AM the next morning in Westchester County, NY.

The masseur's lawyer claims Travolta met the masseur in question at the Beverly Hills Hotel at 10 AM on January 16, but the flight records show differently.

We've also learned Travolta stayed at The Greenwich Hotel in NYC on the 16th. We posted pics of Travolta taken for a wardrobe fitting on the 16th in the late afternoon -- pics that were taken for his upcoming movie. Notice the photo showing the hotel bathroom ... the tile floor, the marble on the walls and the bathroom door match the photos in which Travolta appears.

Travolta also went to Mr. Chow in NYC in the evening on the 16th.

So the actor was firmly ensconced in The Big Apple during the time frame the masseur claims the assault occurred.

A costume designer who shot the photos of John Travolta at a New York hotel says there is no way in hell Travolta met up with a masseur in L.A.. the same day.

Denise Wingate, who worked as the costume designer for Travolta's movie, "Killing Season," tells TMZ she was in the actor's New York suite at The Greenwich Hotel for most of the afternoon on January 16 -- the day a masseur claims Travolta sexually accosted him at a Beverly Hills hotel.

Wingate says she took a bunch of pictures -- including the ones TMZ posted -- during the session that lasted around 3 1/2 hours. She also says 4 other people were in the room with Travolta and herself.

Wingate, who also fitted Robert De Niro at the hotel the same day, says Travolta was at the hotel almost the entire day, running his lines for the movie.

As we reported, we also obtained the flight plan which shows Travolta flew out of L.A. the evening of January 15 and landed in New York in the early hours of the 16th.

Wingate says any notion that Travolta was in Beverly Hills on the 16th "is absolutely absurd."

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

Tyra Banks probably wouldn't win "America's Next Top Model" looking like she did earlier this week in NYC.

Check out more stars who should fire their makeup artists for creating some horrific makeup disasters above!

"Teen Mom" star Jenelle Evans took time out from getting arrested to show off her new pride and joy ... her brand new boobs.

After going under the knife just last week, the 20-year-old flaunted her new buxom figure in a well endowed pink bikini on the beach in North Carolina this weekend.

While her mother is taking care of her son Jace, let's hope Jenelle can retain custody of her new girls.

Today Linda Evangelista turns 47 years old -- and to celebrate, we’re taking a look at what she and all the other one-named supermodels of the past look like today!

Cindy, Naomi, Christy and more -- see how they’ve all aged.

Jesse Metcalfe is too busy working on the remake of "Dallas" to be bothered with Los Angeles ... choosing to unload his so cal mansion for a cool $1.7 million.

The 33-year-old former "Desperate Housewives" star -- who has been in Texas filming his new show -- sold his 2,000 sq. ft, 3-bdrm, 3-bath Beverly Hills home recently.

The rustic mansion features hardwood floors, exposed dark wood beams, stone fireplaces, a built in BBQ, Koi pond and cascade waterfall for all you nature-loving zen seekers out there.

So sayonara Jesse ... don't let the Koi pond hit you on the way out.

Vamos! Mira las estrellas con sombreros gigantes en el espiritu de Cinco de Mayo!

Disfrute!

You may need to squint to find the three differences in this JoBro photo!

**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**

This cute kid was spotted courtside over the weekend at the Miami Heat vs. New York Knights playoff game -- but do you know who his famous parents are?

Melissa Gorga has put her home on display ... and the market!

Manolo Gonzalez became a pint-size star when he made his television debut in 2007 as the adorable E*TRADE baby. Guess what he looks like now!

"Teen Mom" star Jenelle Evans took time out from getting arrested to show off her new pride and joy ... her brand new boobs.

After going under the knife just last week, the 20-year-old flaunted her new buxom figure in a well endowed pink bikini on the beach in North Carolina this weekend.

While her mother is taking care of her son Jace, let's hope Jenelle can retain custody of her new girls.

Some big name celebs hit the red carpet at the 2012 Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night -- where looks ranged from super sexy to just plain crazy.

Check out all the best and worst from the star-studded event.

Jesse Metcalfe is too busy working on the remake of "Dallas" to be bothered with Los Angeles ... choosing to unload his so cal mansion for a cool $1.7 million.

The 33-year-old former "Desperate Housewives" star -- who has been in Texas filming his new show -- sold his 2,000 sq. ft, 3-bdrm, 3-bath Beverly Hills home recently.

The rustic mansion features hardwood floors, exposed dark wood beams, stone fireplaces, a built in BBQ, Koi pond and cascade waterfall for all you nature-loving zen seekers out there.

So sayonara Jesse ... don't let the Koi pond hit you on the way out.

Vamos! Mira las estrellas con sombreros gigantes en el espiritu de Cinco de Mayo!

Disfrute!

Long before the stars attended events like the Oscars and Grammy Awards, the biggest thing on their calendar was prom night!

See what George Clooney, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Britney Spears and more looked like when they got all gussied up for high school dances.

You may need to squint to find the three differences in this JoBro photo!

**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**

Josie Davis is best known for playing the youngest girl Sarah Powell in the '80s television series "Charles in Charge." Guess what she looks like now!

Tori Spelling has nothing to hide ... including her growing belly!

The "Beverly Hills 90210" star, who is pregnant with her 4th child, showed off her baby bump in a teeny orange bikini yesterday while relaxing at her Malibu home.

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

Spring has officially sprung which can mean only one thing ... half-naked celebrity photos from all around the world!

Check out some of the sexy starlettes that have started off the year right and busted out their bikini bodies in 2012!

Scott Disick got a sick new car -- and Kim Kardashian's already been in the driver's seat.

Kim tweeted photos of herself behind the wheel of Scott's brand new chrome Audi R8, reportedly customized by Calabasas Luxury Motorcars.

These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.

As the weather heats up, Hollywood's hottest man-bods are starting to make their way out of those constricting t-shirts to reveal the under-belly that dreams are made of.

Check out which stars have gotten a jump start on the summer and shown off their chesticles in 2012!

It’s a clash of the curves … between three leading ladies in the same figure-friendly Stella McCartney Octavia dress!

Octomom may be declaring bankruptcy, but she's still very much the master of her own domain.

Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video ... TMZ has learned. She's hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer. It will be released shortly thereafter -- not a lot of post production, we're told.

As for how much she'll make, it's hush hush, except we're told, "It's a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless."

You'll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she's saying she doesn't consider a masturbation video porn, because it's a solo mission.

Jessica Simpson's new baby girl arrived in the lap of luxury ... 'cause the hospital she was born in offers the crème de la crème of birthing suites -- if you open your wallet wider than a birthing uterus.

We're told Cedars-Sinai offers several VIP suites for pocket heavy new moms, but it's NOT the $500k mentioned in some reports.

The BEST suite you can snag -- a 3-bdrm, 2-bath private pad within the hospital -- will run $3,784 a day ... more than what Beyonce spent -- $3,200 a night -- on her luxury, 4 bedroom birthing suite.

All that green goes a long way ... Jessica's suite boasts flat screen TV's, chilled juices on ice, muffin baskets, manis & pedis for wiped out new moms and a private dinner for two post-labor.

Simpson just delivered baby girl -- Maxwell Drew Johnson -- this AM, weighing in at 9 pounds, 13 ounces.

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

Before Lindsay Lohan starred in the '98 remake, Hayley Mills played the identical twins in the 1961 original film "The Parent Trap." Guess what she looks like now!

What does Bill Clinton, the Dalai Lama and lonely teenage girls across the world all have in common?? They all LOVE "90210" hunk Trevor Donovan!!

The 33-year-old heartthrob glad-handed some of the most powerful people on the planet last week at the 12th World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Chicago ... and TMZ has the pics.

Among the high profile guests -- Jimmy Carter, former President of Poland Lech Walesa, a couple of Kennedys, Rahm Emmanual and Sean Penn.

So why was Donovan there? Trevor recently told TMZ he's tight with the Kennedy family and has become very active in the political scene as a result. Plus, he's really, really good looking.

Got more questions? Trevor is ready to spill his incredibly sculpted guts about the party later TODAY when he appears on "TMZ Live" at 1:30 PM PDT.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were recently skewered on "Saturday Night Live" ... but they clearly don't hold a grudge against their SNL doppelgangers!

See what happened when the girls came face-to-face with their doubles.

You know the deal... now get to huntin'!

**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**

He may look like a clean cut kinda guy, but this star of one seriously huge movie also has a massive tattoo!

Know who it is? Click to find out!

These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.

Barry Watson celebrates his 38th birthday last week -- and to celebrate, we're taking a look at what the cast of the feel-good family show "7th Heaven" looks like today!

Wayne Rogers is best known for playing "Trapper John" McIntyre in the hit television show "M*A*S*H." Guess what he looks like now!

TMZ has obtained pictures of Octomom Nadya Suleman's home that have triggered a police and child services investigation into allegations that her 14 kids are living in horrendous conditions and are being grossly neglected.

TMZ broke the story, Octo's hairstylist, Stephanie, went to La Habra cops Tuesday afternoon and filed a formal complaint. A La Habra cop and 3 reps from the Orange County Department of Children and Family Services went to Octo's house Tuesday night to investigate.

One picture shows two children pooping in a portable training toilet in the backyard. We're told the plumbing in the house is shot, and only one toilet is operational.

Another photo shows Octo just after she got her hair done. What's shocking is that she locked her kids in the bedroom by propping a chair against the door so they couldn't get out.

Yet another pic shows the children's bedroom, with 2 cribs and a mattress. Stephanie told cops some of the kids are forced to sleep on the floor.

And there's more ... a pic shows some of the kids in the backyard, barefoot, dirty and wearing no pants.

Stephanie tells TMZ, "The kids are in desperate need of help, and I tried to help and she's not open to anyone helping her." She says the boys are wearing girl's clothes, they are neglected and Nadya is just incapable of caring for them.

Authorities stayed at Octo's home Tuesday night for an hour-and-a-half, and determined the kids were not in danger. There will, however, be follow-up with Children's Services.

This cute cowboy above grew up to be one super sexy movie star -- but do you know who he is? Hint: It's his 32nd birthday today.

Try and guess more future stars above.

These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.

In 1995, the cult classic "Empire Records" featured a then-unknown cast including Renee Zellweger and Liv Tyler and a killer soundtrack -- but how has the film's stars held up over the years.

See what they all look like now, plus see whose careers really took off ... and whose didn't!

Before she became a Hollywood hottie, she was just another cry-baby growing up in New York! Can you guess who she is?

This dog is bad to the bone!