Bloody "Idol"

"American Idol" wannabe Alex Wagner-Trugman prepared for the carnage of being judged by Simon Cowell by bloodying up the slopes of Mammoth, Calif.

Clone War Smokin' 'Idol' vs. Disney Star

If it weren't for the sweat-inducing bikini spread by "Idol" contestant Casey Carlson (left) -- we'd think sixteen-year-old Disney star Demi Lovato (right) was trying to move over to the dark side by auditioning for the show.

And believe it or not ... neither of these girls is Selena Gomez.

We're just sayin'.

"Idol's" Anoop Dawg Gets Bow Tied Up

The judges ripped on Anoop Desai's Bill Gates-chic ensemble last night on "American Idol" -- but dude knows how to dress up!

Idol's Anoop Dawg Gets Bowtied Up

Check out a tuxedoed Anoop getting his "Sexy Love" on as the lead vocalist in his college a cappella group, UNC's Clef Hangers, back in 2007. And he wasn't only a member -- he was also the group's Prez.

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"Idol" Wannabe Has Ridiculous Body of Work

Two episodes into the new season and "American Idol" already has found their flash-in-the-pan hot chick -- with a seriously sexy past.

Before Casey Carlson made it through to Hollywood last night, the 20-year-old made it to the Virgin Islands, where she stripped down to her bikini for some unbelievably erotic poses.

But don't go slappin' her with the Antonella Barba skank label just yet -- the pics were for a website called Campus Girls USA, which sells calendars and donates all the profits to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation.

She got your vote yet?

"American Idol" -- Best of the Worst

Self-esteem is an easy thing to lose. Thank God "American Idol" is there to kick you when you're down.

"A.I." Contestant Ordered to SCRAM

If "American Idol" wannabe Emily Wynne-Hughes manages to stick around for a while, you might get to see the first contestant perform with an alcohol monitoring bracelet!

Turns out Emily -- the same tattooed chick who can't seem to keep her pants on -- is smack in the middle of a DUI fiasco, and she has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet.

The whole thing is over an arrest back in July, where cops busted her for allegedly driving drunk in West Hollywood. Emily copped a plea to a lesser charge of reckless driving.

In addition to the bracelet, Emily was placed on 3 years probation.

We've learned there may be another hearing and the judge could back down on the SCRAM bracelet -- but for now the order stands.

New "Idol" Judge Catches McPheever

Here's new "American Idol" judge Kara DioGuardi (left) -- and Season 5 "Idol" wannabeen Katharine McPhee (right).

One of them wrote six songs on McPhee's debut album.

We're just sayin.'

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"Idol" Wannabe Makes an A** of Herself

The "American Idol" contestant that was willing to sell out her bandmates in order to go to Hollywood apparently has a lot of practice putting her ass on the line.

Emily Wynne-Hughes, who is in the popular L.A. band Go Betty Go and who sang "Barracuda" last night, is clearly not shy about showing her bare bottom.

No one ever said class was a requirement for the show.

"Idol" -- The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

There is never a shortage of "American Idol" rejects -- and last night was no exception!

"Bikini Girl" -- Half-Naked Before "Idol"

"American Idol" Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell definitely made an impression last night, and judging by her modeling reel over at LovinLife Creative Media, one thing's for sure -- the skank bit is no act.

The slutty shtick doesn't stop there though -- girl's also a part of a clothing line so trashy, even Shauna Sand wouldn't be caught dead in 'em.

Seacrest Turns Blind Eye on "A.I."

Note to Ryan Seacrest: You're lucky this guy couldn't see what you were doing ... he's a lot bigger than you.

Tonight on "American Idol," Ryan gives Paula's home address to another stalker.

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Fantasia: Going Once, Twice, Not so Fast!

Fantasia apparently has figured out the new way in a bad economy -- cut a desperate deal.

The "Idol" winner was about to lose her $1.1 mil pad in North Carolina because of $$$ probs -- she owed $58,000 to Broward Energy Partners and the company had put the house on the auction block. She had borrowed the cash from the company to pay taxes.

At the last minute, the woman who is now most famous for being a no-show when she starred in an Oprah play on Broadway struck a deal with the company and her home is safe -- for now.

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David Cook -- Dude's Got Balls

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Simon & Ryan -- Crossing Streams

With "American Idol" starting up again next week, good friends Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest snuck away for a little quality alone time -- on his & his Jetskis -- in the Caribbean together.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Fantasia Totally Deaf to Big Debt

Fantasia Barrino apparently doesn't care she's going to find herself homeless because she's up to her eyeballs in debt.

North Carolina sheriff's deputies tell the New York Post they've been trying "at least a dozen times" to reach Fantasia about $65K she owes on a loan, without success. What's more, no one's even showed up to represent her in court about the big bill, and her mom and reps haven't offered any explanation.

Her million-plus-dollar Charlotte home is going on the auction block Monday.

Josh Gracin - Simon Would Be Ashamed

Josh Gracin, who went from "American Idol" loser to country star, now sadly has all those polite country trappings....i.e., he won't even trash Jessica Simpson, unless you read between the lines. And he wouldn't even call Paula Abdul crazy.

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