Alicia Keys Wigs the Hell Out

Alicia Keys arrives to the Oscars sporting her brand new $9.99 Slauson Swap Meet wig. No word if she splurged on a bulletproof model!

Tilda Gets Animated

Tilda Swinton at the Oscars (left) and Hermey the Dentist Elf from "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (right).

One of them was molded from clay.

We're just sayin' ...

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If Jay And Silent Bob Had a Child...

... they would name him Philip.

The King and Queen Have Arrived

Forget Camera, Action -- Just Give Me a Light!

"Maybe instead of an Oscar they will present Mickey Rourke with a bar of soap."
-- Anonymous TMZ Deputy Reporter

Business casual with a cigarette in mouth, Mickey Rourke arrived on the red carpet ready for a summer wedding.

Seacrest & "Slumdog" -- Lost in Translation

Ryan Seacrest just interviewed the kids from "Slumdog Millionaire." It might have gone a little better if he prepped himself on their names first ... and knew they didn't all speak English.

Lisa Rinna -- Too "Drunk" to Function?

The first limo hasn't even arrived yet and Joey Fatone is already accusing his TV Guide co-host Lisa Rinna of pounding down a few too many champagne cocktails. This is gonna be fun.

Lisa Rinna's Hair & Lips Have Arrived

It's a really, really big night for Lisa Rinna.

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Meryl Streep - Silent Actress

Meryl Streep was her regal self as she arrived at LAX yesterday, saying nothing but lookin' kinda cool.

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After losing out so many times, we're guessing it's more of a bore than an honor to be nominated.

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TMZ Would Like to Spank the Academy ...

This Oscar Sunday, don't keep your comments to yourself. From the second the stars show up, TMZ is going interactive.

If you see something on Oscar Sunday that's "TMZ Worthy," don't be stingy -- pass your ideas on what they wear, how they act and how stupid the reporters are -- and it could make the front page of TMZ.com.

At 5 PM ET we're going live with your comments. All you have to do is click on the box in the right rail that says "Spank the Academy." At 5P ET you'll see a form where you can comment away!

So congrats, you've all been deputized as TMZ reporters for the day. Don't screw it up.

And the Winner Isn't ...

There's a reputed leaked memo circulating online revealing the winners of tomorrow's Oscar ceremony. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences tells TMZ it's bogus.

The memo gives Academy officers a heads up on the winners, but officials say no such memo exists.

Some of the winners seem pretty obvious to us and some don't. It will be interesting to see if the list ends up nailing it.

Stay tuned ...

Ledger's Dad -- Thinking About an Oscar Speech

The entire Ledger family touched down in L.A. yesterday -- and after the flight from Australia, his father, Kim, said if Heath wins, he might be the guy doing the talking.

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Matilda would reportedly get the Oscar when she turns 18. Kim said they would gladly hold onto it until then.

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Jackman -- I'm No Sully

Pap: "How was your flight, man? "
Hugh Jackman:
"Easy man, I was just sittin' there."

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Coolest guy ever.

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Kate Winslet: Titanic Beauty

After starring in the biggest box office hit ever made and being nominated for an Oscar five times, looking better than ever is just icing on the cake for Kate Winslet.

The Photoshop-free 33-year-old looked so hot (and blonde and tan) she didn't even need a coat while out on the streets of Manhattan last night.

She's the queen of the world.

Oscar Fashionwrecks at Their Finest

While there were no debacles of epic proportions like Bjork or Cher, Hollywood's biggest night was still full of fashion frights! Thank you, Tilda Swinton.

Take a look at the best of the worst in our gallery.

Diablo Cody Will Be a Whore for No One

Oscar winning screenwriter Diablo Cody will not pimp out a product-- not even if that product are diamond crusted million dollar shoes from Stuart Weitzman!

As we reported this weekend, Cody agreed to waltz down the red carpet in the pricey kicks. What she didn't agree to was having her name used as a publicity stunt for the shoe company -- as if! She honest to blogged about the whole thing and, true to her word, rocked a pair of gold flats at last night's event.

At a press conference last night Diablo said, "If I had a million dollars I would help people."

Suck it Stuart!

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