JUSTIN LONG I 💩 THE BED WITH KATE NEXT TO ME!!!

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IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH...
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Justin Long's dropping a major bombshell ... about dropping a deuce IN his bed while his wife, Kate Bosworth, was snoozing next to him -- and ya gotta hear why he calls it a romantic moment!

The actor shared the wild story on the "PIE with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal" podcast Tuesday ... recalling how he once unintentionally gave Kate a pungent wake-up call by soiling the bed during a food poisoning fiasco in Mexico City.

Justin described feeling so ill before the incident that he was hooked up to an IV, which Kate had in hand as she trailed behind him to the bathroom -- a moment JL compared to a scene straight out of "Dumb and Dumber."

Trump Assassination Attempt Limited Edition Sneakers For Sale ... Feat. Bloody Image After Shooting

A Donald Trump-owned website is selling sneakers featuring the iconic image of the former United States President just moments after he was shot and nearly assassinated ... with the limited edition kicks costing $299!

And, they're selling fast.

In addition to the historic photo, the high tops also say, "Fight, Fight, Fight" ... the words Trump yelled moments after the gunfire subsided.

THOMAS MATTHEW CROOKS TRUMP CAMPAIGN PROFILED FATHER ... MAGA Sign At Family Home

Donald Trump's presidential campaign once profiled the father of attempted assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks ... identifying the guy as a strong Republican who was into guns.

Trump's 2016 campaign amassed a database of millions of voters in swing states and Matthew Brian Crooks was one of them ... with Trump's team determining he was a likely gun owner and "hunter" who would favorably respond to pro-gun rights messaging ... according to data first obtained and revealed by the UK's Channel 4 News.

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SHOOTER ON THE ROOF
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The would-be assassin's mother, Mary, was profiled by Trump's 2016 campaign too apparently ... and she was also identified as a likely gun owner by campaign researchers.

Paris Mayor The Seine's Clean, No BullS*** ... Goes For Swim After Poop Protest Threat

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CEREMONIAL DIP
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Paris' mayor hopped into the Seine and walked away clean ... a huge relief to her 'cause tons of people said they were going to relieve themselves in the river to protest.

Mayor Anne Hidalgo jumped into the world-famous river for a quick dip to show her fellow Parisians the Seine's clean enough to host open-air swim events and opening ceremonies for the Olympics.

Check out the pics ... Hidalgo's doing her best Katie Ledecky impression as she works her way across the choppy river water in her wetsuit -- followed closely by a couple other top Paris officials.

Little League Baseball Ump Beats Coach With Mask ... Wild Fight On Diamond!!!

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MORE THAN THREE STRIKES

A youth baseball game in North Carolina took an ugly turn this week ... when an umpire and a coach got so heated with one another -- they got into a violent fight right on the field.

It all went down on Monday in Wilson during a championship game involving Bull City Little League and Cherryville -- two squads featuring players no older than 12 years old.

During the top of the fifth inning ... one of the Cherryville coaches was seen on video approaching the home plate ump, before the two got into a tense face-off. According to reports ... the umpire -- identified as Robby Beamon -- wanted the coach ejected over some use of profanity.

DR. TERRY DUBROW ON TRUMP's Ear MAY NEED 'MISSING PARTS' SURGERY ... Complications Are Likely

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Update

11:51 AM PT -- Dr. Terry joined us on "TMZ Live" Wednesday morning to further discuss the attempt on Donald Trump's life ... including his theory that DJT's injury might be more superficial than it originally appeared and mentioning the possibility of PTSD for the former prez.

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Dr. Terry Dubrow is giving his expert take on Donald Trump's wounded ear -- dishing on what kinda surgery he might need ... which could be uglier than many thought.

We caught up with the "Botched" star Tuesday -- who's a plastic surgeon himself -- and he tells us depending on how much tissue was blown off from the high-velocity bullet impact after the assassination attempt ... Trump might need a "missing parts" surgery.

Bobbi Althoff I Don't Sleep w/ Guys I Interview!!!

Bobbi Althoff's sounding off on rumors that she bangs the dudes she awkwardly interviews ... saying she doesn't have to sleep around to get ahead.

The social media star -- who's skyrocketed into viral fame over the past year and change -- launched into a diatribe on her Instagram story late Tuesday night ... responding to a hater's direct message claiming she spent her weekends jumping from famous guy to famous guy.

BA says she doesn't usually respond to DMs like these -- which she claims she's received repeatedly of late -- but goes on to explain she's sick of seeing these claims from people who have no idea why her marriage ended ... and she wants to set the record straight.

Miami Beach PD Looking for Suspect ... Accused of Attacking, Raping Woman on Rollerblades

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STALKED & ATTACKED
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Cops in South Florida are on the hunt for a man they say attacked and raped a woman who was rollerblading near the beach -- and there's surveillance video that purportedly depicts it.

Miami Beach PD says they're in search of a suspect they claim sexually battered a young woman early Tuesday morning who was cruising down the sidewalk near the beach on skates -- where this man snuck up behind her and pounced.

WSVN 7 News obtained surveillance video that captures the man in the act -- and it's horrifying to see ... as it appears to show exactly what police say happened here.

Donald Trump Chaos Erupts as Trump Arrives at ER After Shooting

People in the emergency room at the hospital where Donald Trump was treated after being shot were beside themselves as the motorcade rolled up ... everyone seemed to fear it was JFK all over again.

A man who was recording the scene said out loud that Trump had been shot in the head ... this as 45 was still in the SUV that had just parked outside the ER.

Tiger Woods I Lost Sleep Over Trump Shooting ... Affected Open Prep

Tiger Woods says he was so affected by the Donald Trump assassination attempt ... he actually lost sleep over it -- and he admitted it affected at least some of his preparation for this week's huge Open Championship.

The golfing legend told BBC Sport he learned of the shooting while on a plane ride from the States to Scotland on Saturday.

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Woods said he stayed up all night on his overseas flight glued to the coverage of the attempt on the former President's life ... and it bothered him so much, it impacted his practice round at Royal Troon on Sunday.

NAOMI CAMPBELL SIZZLES IN GOLD FOR IBIZA GETAWAY!!

Naomi Campbell was rocking that supermodel bod on a girly getaway with Eiza González and Michelle Rodriguez ... living it up on a yacht in Ibiza.

Check out these pics -- Naomi was killing it in a teeny metallic gold bikini, with matching gold bling and shades while soaking up the sun like a pro on Monday.

NC was clearly living her best life, working those angles in her two-piece like a pro -- just as effortlessly as when she first hit the modeling scene at 15.

Bhad Bhabie Le French Kissin' with Le Vaughn After Recent On-Cam Attack

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NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Bhad Bhabie appears to be feeling better about her relationship with Le Vaughn -- despite her recent allegation he's been abusive, she's now sharing video of them kissing passionately.

She posted the clip Tuesday night to her IG story, but based on her hair length, it seems to be a throwback vid of them making out.

The vid is set to Lil Durk's 2020 makeup sex anthem "Coming Clean" ... suggesting the two were able to settle their differences by seeing eye to eye, and mouth to mouth!

'Top Chef' Star Naomi Pomeroy Dead At 49 ... Killed in Tubing Accident

Former "Top Chef Masters" contestant Naomi Pomeroy has died in an accident while inner tubing in Oregon.

The Benton County Sheriff's Office issued a statement saying Pomeroy drowned in the Willamette River on Saturday.

Police say Pomeroy and two other adults -- including her husband -- were riding the currents on two tubes and a paddle board all tied together. Their equipment got tangled on an "exposed snag" in the water, causing Pomeroy to get pulled under the water.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard Listen to My Baby's Heartbeat!!!

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THERE IT IS!!!

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's unborn baby is already racking up social media engagement, 'cause the mom-to-be posted a clip featuring her kid's heartbeat.

GRB shared the clip Tuesday evening, showing herself placing an at-home Doppler -- which uses soundwaves to amplify the heartbeat -- on her pregnant stomach. Check out the clip to see Gypsy's emotional reaction for yourself.

Blanchard's on her back in the clip, letting the rhythmic beating fill the room ... before squealing out in excitement.

Ozzy Osbourne I Can't Take Those Britney Spears Dance Vids Anymore ... 'Every F***ing Day'!!!

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Fed Up!!!
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Ozzy Osbourne has had it UP TO HERE with Britney Spears' IG dancing videos.

The Rock and Roll legend was chatting with wife, Sharon, and kids, Jack and Kelly, on the Tuesday episode of their podcast, "The Osbournes," when Ozzy brought up his issues with Brit in answer to a fan question about TikTok dancing.

Ozzy said he was "fed up" with seeing the "poor old" pop star's YouTube videos on social media.

Tom Sandoval Sues Ariana Madix ... Blames Ex for Rachel Leviss Revenge Porn Drama

Tom Sandoval is pointing the finger at Ariana Madix regarding Rachel Leviss' revenge porn allegations ... as he's sued his former girlfriend-turned-nemesis as a result.

In new court documents obtained by TMZ ... Sandoval accuses Madix of illegally accessing his phone and invading his privacy in March 2023 -- which resulted in her uncovering explicit videos of Leviss.

Sandoval alleges Madix made copies of the explicit footage and sent it to Leviss and other unnamed parties without his permission. By doing so, Sandoval claims Madix has opened herself up to financial liability ... and violated California's criminal code.