Verne Troyer: I'm a Tiny Seaman!

Mini-Me got a present that fits him to a T -- a real, functioning 8 ft long boat.

Verne Troyer was gifted the whip after using it as a prop in a commercial for UK gaming company BGO. After the shoot the company's CEO, Richard Skelhorn, shipped it to Verne as a thank you.

This is no toy dinghy either -- the 160 pound mahogany ride has an electric motor, full nautical lighting and one of those awesome yacht horns. Retail price ... $5,000.

It's even got a bilge pump in case it takes on water in the deep end of the pool.