Jordan Peele: Don't Be Stupid ... Get Married Like I Did!!

Jordan Peele outsmarted the Kim and Kanyes of the celebrity world by putting his wedding day dollars where they really count -- in his pocket!

One half of "Key & Peele" was at LAX when he opened up about his recent marriage to Chelsea Peretti from "Brooklyn Nine-Nine." They waited until after doing the deed to announce they eloped and their only guest was their dog.

Check out why Jordan thinks downsizing is the way to go when celebs tie the knot -- especially if you can also make a few dollars by talking up your wedding in commercials ... the way he and Chelsea did!