Chris Christie -- Buy Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks (PHOTO)

New Jersey governor Chris Christie bravely donned a baseball uniform and played in Wednesday night's "True Blue" celebrity softball game, which honored three NYPD officers killed in the line of duty.

Joe Torre, Todd Bowles, Rex Ryan, Chris Mullin, Bill Cowher, Dwight Gooden, Bernie Williams and Rudy Giuliani were among the celebs who also played.

Christie was actually named the unofficial MVP of the game, whose proceeds go to the Silver Shield Foundation and the PBA Widows' and Children's Fund.

But really, Chris Christie's belt ... you 'da real MVP.