Lady Gaga -- I Have an Inflated View of Myself (PHOTO)

Lady Gaga blew up in Paris Monday night.

Gaga finished up the last show of her world tour, then headed out to VIP in the City of Light, and on her way in she pulled the ripcord on whatever that is she's wearing ... and it blossomed into something James Bond's Octopussy would be proud to wear.

So how many people got poked in the eye?