TMZ Live: Too Short -- DUI Getaway ... FAIL!!

(0:00) Too Short is terrible at getting arrested -- he allegedly ran from the cops and then ditched drugs INSIDE the cop car. We have all the crazy details.
(7:00) Donald Trump is infuriated that Anthony Weiner is rumored to be running for NYC mayor ... and calls the guy a bunch of bad names.
(10:00) A tiny amount of weed was found on one of Rihanna's tour buses. The surprising part ... it was only a tiny amount.
(14:00) People are enraged at CNN's coverage of the Steubenville rape case ... because its anchors showed too much sympathy for the guys.
(18:00) Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters calls in to explain his heroic rescue of his mother from a burning building.
(23:00) "Today" wants Maria Shriver in a bad way.
(25:00) The mystery continues ... Miley Cyrus is wearing her engagement ring again.
(27:00) "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham was arrested for DUI -- then denies the whole thing.
(31:00) Hypocrisy -- the same network that blasted Brent Musburger for ogling Katherine Webb pushing her bikini clad body on a new show. Harvey goes off.
(33:00) "Too Young To Marry" pays its teenage couples so little money.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Charlie Sheen -- a few poop companies don't have his back. We'll explain.