TMZ Live: Lindsay Lohan -- Anyone Know a Good Lawyer?

TMZ Live Lindsay Lohan Know a Good Lawyer?

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Be warned Lindsay Lohan -- your lawyer sucks! That's basically what the judge in her lying-to-cops case said this morning ... right to her attorney Mark Heller's face. Michael Lohan calls in with a fascinating tip on who should replace Heller.

Plus, Octomom fully tripping in a video shot right before she went to rehab. Octo joins us to explain ... turns on the waterworks, and drops some shocking allegations about her former manager.

And, Kanye West unloads his multi-million dollar bachelor pad in LA -- aka he "got rid of his black leather couch." Confused? Charles will translate.

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(0:00) Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller makes a fool out of himself today in court -- and the judge lets him have it. Michael Lohan calls in to join in the dissing.
(7:00) Michael Jordan may have an illegitimate kid -- but there's something fishy about the situation.
(10:00) Octomom calls in to explain the crazy video we got of her going bananas in a hotel room -- and she gets extremely emotional while throwing wild allegations at her former manager.
(18:00) Justin Bieber's latest cry to attention -- going shirtless in London.
(21:00) Harvey goes off on the state of U.S. politics -- and reveals his controversial plan to oust everyone in office.
(23:00) Kanye West unloads his badass bachelor pad in LA.
(25:00) Apple honcho Tim Cook makes another speech -- and Apple stock plummets. What's so different about him and Steve Jobs?
(28:00) Cher and Fergie wear the most ridiculous fur outfits you've ever seen.
(30:00) Mark McGrath's music cruise gets canceled -- and it may have something to do with the infamous "poop cruise."
(33:00) Seal's got a new lady -- the next in a long line of newly single stars getting back on the market.
(35:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Octomom's manager calls in to refute her wild claims.