Bunny Ranch Whore Contract -- BRING YOUR OWN LUBE!!!

Ever wonder what it takes to be a whore? Here's a quick list of requirements from Nevada's famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel: weekly STD testing ... your own personal sex toy collection ... an endless supply of condoms ... lube ... and $25 a day.

The list of must-haves is outlined in a contract signed by Bunny Ranch whore "Jimi Lynn" -- who's currently being sued by the Ranch for failing to report more than $300,000 in gifts she allegedly received from one of her johns.

According to the lawsuit, Lynn is required to give the Ranch 50% of everything she makes in the line of duty -- including the cash value of all gifts she receives -- and the Ranch is out for its cut.

Lynn's contract was submitted as part of new legal docs in the lawsuit -- and it's pretty hilarious.

By signing the contract, Lynn agreed to pay the Ranch $25 a day for room and board, which gives her a bed to sleep in, plus two meals.

According to the contract, drugs are not allowed in her whore room at any time. All whores are also forbidden from seeing their johns outside the whore house.

And this is nice -- no whore will be forced to bang a man she does not want to bang.

There are no sex quotas either -- a whore may bang as many people as she wishes.