Jessica Simpson Pregnant Rumors -- Something's Fishy
Jessica Simpson Preggo Rumors SOMETHING'S FISHY
At first glance, this seems like an innocent photo of Jessica Simpson leaving King's Fish House restaurant in Calabasas yesterday ... ORRRRR ... is it irrefutable proof that she's ACTUALLY PREGGO WITH A 2ND CHILD?! Let's review the facts ...
Fact: Jessica Simpson was wearing a jacket that covered up her stomach, where babies most commonly grow.
Counter-Fact: It was pretty chilly in L.A. yesterday, so the jacket could have been to provide warmth.
Fact: Pregnant people aren't supposed to eat raw fish!!!
Fact: We probably shouldn't make assumptions
Counter-Fact: It's REALLY FUN to make assumptions.