The help is turning on the Kardashian clan ... TMZ has learned a former family nanny is shopping a tell-all book about her time with the K-squad before they were famous ... and it's clear she HATED some of the kids.

Sources tell us ... the woman behind the book, Pam Behan, served as a nanny, personal assistant and cook for Bruce and Kris Jenner for years ... and spent all sorts of time with the Kardashian girls AND the Jenner boys, Brody and Brandon.

We're told ... in the book, Pam makes it clear -- she couldn't stand Bruce's sons ... calling the two kids, "extremely spoiled and disrespectful."

In the book, we're told Pam also claims she almost lost her job after slapping Brandon one day.

As for the Kardashians -- we're told Pam describes her relationship with Kris as a "love/hate" thing ... but she seems fond of Bruce, claiming he helped her avoid prosecution when she was busted for DUI a while back.

We're told Pam also promises to reveal some "intimate details" about Kourtney and Kim -- surprising, because we're told the girls were very fond of her.

Sources tell us the book has been pitched to several major literary agents -- but it's unclear if a deal has been struck.

The former Kardashian nanny who is shopping a juicy book about the family tells TMZ ... although she felt some of the kids were spoiled rotten and disrespectful when she signed on, things ultimately turned around and she now loves those children.

TMZ broke the story ... Pam Behan has been shopping a treatment to book agents, in which she claims Brandon and Brody Jenner were "spoiled and disrespectful." She even admits ... things got so bad, she actually slapped Brandon and almost got fired as a result.

Pam tells us ... it's true ... Brandon and Brody were "spoiled rotten" when she began working as their nanny, but after a few months, she got them in line by standing up to them, adding, "I love those kids, to this day I love them."

As for slapping Brandon, she says it happened after he called her "a very bad name," and she "slipped up" and struck him. Pam reiterates everything turned around and she developed a strong bond with the boys.

Pam says she worked as a nanny for the Kardashians until Kim turned 17. According to the book treatment, Pam says she will reveal "intimate details" about Kim and Kourtney. As for what those details are ... she simply says, "Buy the book."

"Intimate details" notwithstanding, Pam insists it's not a "tell-all book" and "it does not bash anyone."

Loretta Swit is best known for her character Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan on the TV hit "M*A*S*H." Guess what she looks like now!

Most of the country has a half-day today ... but not us -- we're working!!!! So, to ease the pain, we've put together a giant gallery of beautiful people running around in practically nothing.

There's also a photo of John Stamos hiding somewhere in the gallery.

Consider it an early Xmas gift.

"Baywatch" stars Pam Anderson and Brooke Burns hit the beach over the holidays -- and proved they still have the bodies to pull off those infamous red bathing suits from the '90s!

Steven Tyler is domesticating himself ... because his longtime GF was sporting a huge rock on her finger this weekend ... and sources close to the rocker tell us it's an ENGAGEMENT RING!

63-year-old Tyler and 38-year-old Erin Brady hit Maui on Xmas day ... along with a massive new diamond. It's unclear if Tyler proposed before or during the tropical vacay.

The two have been dating since 2006. Tyler has been married twice before ... he married a model in 1978 and a clothing designer in 1988.

Katy Perry hit the beach over the holidays and pushed a single bikini top to its absolute limits.

Enjoy!

Just because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you know how to dress yourself.

2011 brought us a wide range of looks, from tacky, to trashy and just plain weird .