Ashton Kutcher -- "I Can't Replace Charlie"
Ashton Kutcher paid a little homage to Charlie Sheen in the official, just-released "Two and a Half Men" press release, saying, "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people."
TMZ has now further narrowed the range of Kutcher's salary. We've learned it's between $800,000 and $900,000 an episode -- less than the $1.25 million base salary Charlie was raking in.
The press release has lots of platitudes from all the honchos.
