1. While some looked precious at the Oscars, others grabbed outfits straight out of the hurt locker.

2. S.I. cover model Irina Shayk must've left her Lady Bic in Russia ... because her legs are hairier than her BF Cristiano Ronaldo's ENTIRE BODY! Not that anyone's kicking her out of bed for it...

3. TMZ has learned "Two and a Half Men" will immediately stop production for the rest of the season ... because of Charlie's escapades in the last few days ... most recently what he said to TMZ.

CBS and Warner Bros. say, "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."

The decision comes several hours after TMZ posted a story in which Charlie Sheen challenged creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, calling him "a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like."

Sources connected with the production tell us ... Charlie's comments to TMZ were the final straw.

No word on whether production will resume next season.

4. Director Oliver Stone and Venezuelan dictator president Hugo Chavez got very close at the NYC premiere of Stone's new documentary on Wednesday.

5. Just in time for Election Day, everyone's favorite cigar-hiding former White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, resurfaced in Hollywood this weekend.

TMZ spies spotted the now 35-year-old with a male pal leaving a screening of Guy Ritchie's "RocknRolla." Upon realizing she was being photographed, Lewinsky barked, "A**hole."

Ten years after the scandal, she still has a dirty mouth.

6. Jennifer Lopez has 2 ex-hubbys -- one who's trying to use her gig on "American Idol" to re-inject himself into the spotlight ... and one who's simply wishing her well. Can you guess which description fits Chris Judd???

Last night, ex-hubby #2 was leaving Beso with his newer wife, Kelly A. Wolfe, when he told us what he thought about J.Lo.

FYI -- the other ex-hubby we're referring to is Ojani Noa ... who recently announced that he was going to crash this year's "Idol" auditions ... even though he's 8 years past the limit.

7. The following stars went from growers to showers in an instant. While some did so by choice, others were forced to play bitch to bad genes. It's a hairy situation. Or not!

8. Even without a big board with letters behind her, Vanna White still doesn't have much to say -- where's Pat Sajak to think for you when you need him?

The famous letter flipper was asked some questions on the state of pop culture, and she admittedly "didn't know" anything. Vanna can't really be to blame ... she's probably clapped every independent thought out of her head.

9. Michaele Salahi is about to crash another party -- the one in your pants -- because TMZ has learned the "Real Housewives of D.C." star is taking it all off for Playboy magazine.

And not just artsy "top half" naked -- we're talking full-frontal, birthday suit naked.

Salahi's rep tells us the shoot will go down later this month -- and Michaele is "very excited" about posing down.

We're told Playboy honchos have not yet determined whether or not Salahi will get the cover ... but she would "love it."

10. Cristiano Ronaldo was manhandled this weekend in Vegas -- and this time, it wasn't by Paris Hilton.

We're guessing the guy giving Euro Greasy a leg massage at the Palms Place Hotel and Spa pool was a personal trainer, but we could easily find quite a few ladies who wouldn't mind doing the job ... for free.

11. A group of surfers just got gnarly on a group of paps -- all over photos of beach king Matthew McConaughey!

Around 12 photographers were on the beach in Malibu Saturday afternoon trying to get shots of Matty hitting the surf, when an all-out smackdown was laid on the pappers by turf-protecting surfers.

One pap was hit in the face and we're told suffered a broken nose, while another was thrown into some rocks and had his camera smashed. McConaughey was not involved in the ruckus.

Police tell us a battery report was filed by one photographer but no arrests have been made.

A rep for Matthew has yet to get back to us.

12. As environmental issues become more pressing, there are two possible responses: forget it and hope that government and corporations will figure it out, or take action yourself. In the “take action yourself” camp, a few individuals are leading the way.

One such person in California is Ed Begley, Jr.
Environmental lawyer and long-time friend, Bobby Kennedy, Jr. has said “Ed has a greater sense of social obligation than anyone I know. He’s like a West Coast cadet who gets up every morning and says ‘reporting for duty’”.

13. David Hasselhoff NEVER starred in "Baywatch" ... and if you ask him what he does for a living, he'll tell you he's a power tech from Texas ... but here's the craziest part -- he ain't lying.

Here's the deal -- the bald guy who ate at Geisha House in Hollywood last night is ALSO named David Hasselhoff ... but he's a power technician from Texas.

Turns out ... Bald Hoff and German pop star Hoff are switching lives for a new CBS reality show -- in which celebs trade places with normal people who happen to share the same name.

So while this Hoff is living in the "Baywatch" star's L.A. mansion and eating at fancy restaurants ... the Knight Rider Hoff is trudging around Texas somewhere, probably getting electrocuted.

14. Channing Tatum's wife Jenna Dewan and his "Dear John" co-star Amanda Seyfried both showed up to the film's premiere in London on Tuesday.

15. TMZ caught infamous guest house occupant Kato Kaelin at Mr. Chow last night -- where he repeatedly knocked himself for having no money.

Kato's self-deprecating, hammy jokes visibly turned off his date -- but he still drove off with her in a newish car. Must be hers.

16. 6’7” wonder blonde terrorizes Hollywood with the biggest boobies we’ve ever seen!