Rachel Uchitel -- Tiger's Divorce Is a Beach
The day Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren's divorce became final, his $10 million mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel went for a sober walk on the beach in Malibu with some guy.
After checking into and leaving "Celebrity Rehab," Rach is currently finishing a 30-day stint at a transitional living facility in the 'Bu.
There are worse places to be in life.
