Courtenay Semel to Lindsay Lohan -- Jail Can Wait, Go to Cannes!
Lindsay's Ex BFF Jail Can Wait, Go to Cannes!
Follow Courtenay Semel's logic here -- Lindsay Lohan should go to Cannes and risk going to jail for skipping her alcohol education classes ... because "Cannes only happens once a year" and jail ain't going nowhere.
It almost makes sense. Almost.
