David Beckham -- Topless Thinker
As David Beckham marveled at the mysterious ink-filled contraption in his hand -- the rest of the people in the stadium were marveling at his shirtless, tatted-up physique.
The $250 million dollar player -- who is MLS playoff-bound for the first time since signing his massive contract in 2007 -- should really be thinking about shaving that wonky beard off his mug. Why hide the face of the franchise?