Einstein Gets Licked By Tori Spelling

Sure, he may have been the greatest mind in all of human history, but how can Albert Einstein possibly compete with a picture of a D-list celeb's bloated belly?

The famous tongue wagging pic of Einstein has just been auctioned off for $74,324 to a bidder in Long Island, NY. To put Einstein's theory of relativity into practice: Tori Spelling reportedly sold her pregnancy pics for $250,000.