OctoMom -- Brought to You By ... OctoMom!

Get ready for a world where you can go out and get yourself your very own pair of OctoMom Jeans.

Nadya Suleman, better known to the world as OctoMom, has filed an application to trademark the name OctoMom -- for the purpose of creating products such as "dresses, pants, shirts, and textile diapers."

She's also looking to use the name for the purposes of creating a TV show, according to papers obtained by TheSmokingGun.com.

If only she'd patent a device that would make her disappear.