Matt Damon -- Mad For Spandex
Are you crazy enough to be like Matt Damon? If so, you're probably already wearing biking shorts 18 sizes too small. But if you're a normal person, all you can really do is stare in horror as the actor's body parts struggle to escape from their spandex prison.
Damon squeezed into the tiny pants today during the Cape Argus cycle tour in Cape Town, South Africa.