Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.

A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!

For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.

So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.