Can You Handle The Inauguration? It Depends

Best Inauguration story so far: Several D.C.-bound women went to a Beverly Hills salon on Friday, talking about their trip.

They said they were going to watch the swear-in from the public section, where there is one port-o-potty for every 6,000 people. They were bragging about their solution -- they will all be wearing Depends to the ceremony.

It's the flack jacket of the disconnected.