Playmate -- I Couldn't Satisfy Hefner
You wouldn't know it looking at the blonde tramps he's with now -- but Hugh Hefner can actually tell a girl "No."
Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt says she campaigned for the job of girlfriend back in 1997 but Hef turned her down.
And here's a fun fact -- Since Hugh was still together with his wife at the time, that would make Vicky a wannabe homewrecker!