Tracy Morgan -- Who Doesn't Have a DUI?! Tracy Morgan Who Doesn't Have a DUI?! Published January 13, 2009 7:21 PM PST | Updated June 16, 2019 2:27 AM PDT According to Tracy Morgan, DUIs are like buttholes -- everybody's got one, and they all stink. Play video content Share on Facebook Share on X See also Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex Charles Barkley Tracy Morgan Humor CELEBRITY JUSTICE ™ Arrests DUI