Madonna's Moot Marriage Suit
In the "day late" department, Madonna just got a judgment in her lawsuit against Britain's Mail on Sunday newspaper, for publishing unauthorized wedding photos of the marriage that no longer exists.
The paper published 11 photos of her 2000 wedding to Guy Ritchie. Her lawyer claimed the pics were purchased for around $7,500, but Madge wanted $7.5 mil for the breach. No word yet on how much she got -- we're thinkin' it won't be enough to offset what Guy got.