No Mo' Emo: Paris Dumps Benji

You didn't seriously think Paris Hilton would stay with that guy?

She's not: After nine months of seemingly enforced emo-tude, Paris and Benji Madden have split. "They're just too different and they wanted different things in life," a source tells People. The latest sign of trouble: Hiltie getting cozy with Stavros Niarchos in Miami.