Britney Rings In the Old ... Douchebag

Our spies say she's definitely still in touch with Adnan. As for a relationship ... we just don't know.

The conservatorship wonder has been doing great lately. Hopefully the bling isn't foreshadowing a return to her unbeweaveable days of yore.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are taking that whole "Two and a Half Men" thing to heart.

A source close to the couple tells TMZ Brooke is double the preggers -- as in she's expecting twins. Your move, Denise.

The little tykes would be the first for Brooke; Charlie has two young kids with ex Denise Richards and a 22-year-old daughter named Cassandra he had out of wedlock with girlfriend Paula Profit.

Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, was arrested along with three friends for allegedly doing a dine and dash over a measly $46.07 bill.

Here's the best part. Evans left her purse in the restaurant and came back for it. She was arrested, and then guess what cops found inside the bag -- weed!!! She's charged with theft and pot possession.

A spokesman for the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization says they haven't decided her fate. Her reign ends next month.

TMZ, Alec Baldwin and now Judge Judy all agree -- Sarah Palin's a full fledged hottie.

As far as leading the country ... well, the jury's still out.

Sure, the stars are reassembling themselves all the time -- but there's one guy carving up the biggest names in Hollywood better than their doctors!

And the hand-painted make-up is better too!

There is no denying 72-year-old Republican Presidential candidate John McCain is a real doll.

McCain (left) was given his balloon replica (right) while out campaigning in Missouri on Monday.

Looks like he's finally found a qualified running mate.

Aretha Franklin had a mid-day itchin' for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

The Queen of Soul's ride was spotted under the Golden Arches in D.C. yesterday, and although she didn't go in, our McSpies say someone in her crew made a food run for a Big Mac & fries combo. The details on the drink are sketchy -- she either had an orange drink or an iced coffee. Either way, it was delicious.