Age Before Beauty

This one is for the record books -- literally.

According to the Guinness World Book of Records, Svetlana Pankratova's 52-inch legs are the longest in the world and He Pingping is the smallest man at just over 29 inches.

Size isn't everything.

Is it possible the inspiration behind our favorite cartoons are real celebs? We're just sayin' ...

There are lots of peeps to tip when you leave STK. Dr. Phil was generous with the security guy, then got in his car. But the valet had some unfinished business and came a callin'.

But D.P. ain't no cheapskate -- the good doc paid the $9 parking fee and tipped $11on top of it.

Pat Priest became somewhat famous for playing Marilyn on the '60s TV series "The Munsters." Guess what she looks like now!

Call the FCC because buxom former Monkees singer Davy Jones, 62, went topless at a concert in Staten Island this weekend.

Poor Davy's gone from the D-list to the DD-list.

And we don't mean Spencer.

Forget everything you knew about wrestling legend Jake "the Snake" Roberts -- all that appears to remain is Jake the Junkie.

TMZ has obtained extremely disturbing footage of the former WWF superstar -- and former substance abuse rehab patient -- self-destructing during a live benefit event in Ohio over the weekend.

The footage shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.

But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."

We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.

With his sex tape blowing up online, Verne Troyer partied it up in Vegas this weekend with a sexy brunette.

Turns out that tongue was a turn on. Who knew?