Lohan Wet T-Shirt Contest!
... Starring Michael Lohan! Sorry. We were all ready to get the dirt from Mr. Ms. Lindsay Lohan on his daughter when all hell broke loose thanks to a perfectly-timed sprinkler system at the Social Life Magazine House in the Hamptons.
MiLo blasted LAPD Police Chief Bratton for being a hypocrite, which would have meant something if it had come from anybody other than him.