Sanjaya's Next Stop: Back of Milk Carton

The crappiest Idol performer since forever may think his fame is a lot bigger than his crazazy Mohawk.

After seeing our recent story, organizers of the Plymouth Rox Summer Fest are scrambling to contact Sanjaya to join their show. There's one problem. The obviously tone deaf organizers are having a hard time getting Sanjaya to return their calls! Divatude!

Sanjaya must be too busy washing those 15 minutes out of his hair.