Bruno Gets Mossad All Chickpea-ved

Sacha Baron Cohen strikes again –- this time as a gay German needling the Israeli secret service about hummus.

The Jerusalem Post reports that SBC was in the Holy Land and met with a longtime Mossad operative when he went into schtick and asked him what the connection was between "a political movement and food? Vy humous?" He meant, uh, Hamas.

The confusion went on for a while, and Alpher says, "We smiled at the idiotic questions ... We knew something ludicrous was happening but couldn't quite figure it out."

Sharing at least one thing in common with his dad, the newborn son of Matthew McConaughey and GF Camila Alves was born last night, presumably wearing as little clothing as humanly possible.

The baby, says People, was born at 6:22 pm in L.A. and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz. Matt's oldest brother Rooster tells the mag,"It's going to be fun! [Matt'll] make a really good dad because he's got a lot of patience. It's about time."

And you know Matty won't insist on the whole onesie thing.

Eva Mendes has her limits.

The normally affable actress got prickly hot at a reporter who dared to make a joke about drug abuse. When Interview's David Colman quipped, "They're going to have to change the name of it to 'Alcoholics Unanimous,'" Eva nailed him: "I'm not making jokes ... I think it's a bit tacky that you made a joke."

Eva did a stint earlier this year at Cirque Lodge.