Spencer's Blue About His Balls

Spencer Pratt actually has regrets –- he says he's sorry for calling Mary-Kate Olsen a "troll" –- but it's because MK brought up a very sore subject ... soccer.

Who knew? Us reports that Pratt says the celebutwin brought up an "emotional subject" when she told a story on Letterman about his throwing a hissy fit on the soccer field during high school. In fact, Pratt reveals that he's "secretly jealous" of MK because he wants his face "on a lunchbox" just like her.

The pair have been feuding ever since he supposedly sold shots of a tipsy-looking MK to a tabloid.

So Madonna and Guy Ritchie actually went out last night together in New York –- and apparently held hands.

The supposedly divorce-nearing couple went to 'Cesca, an Italian joint near Madge's Upper West Side pad. They looked "like a normal couple that just wanted to have a nice dinner out," reports People. "They looked very unassuming. Not that they were looking for attention." Right.

The couple stayed for an hour and left -– hand-in-hand.

Anne Hathaway's parents wanted her to drop accused con ex Raffaello Follieri, but as love will blind – Anne resisted their advice.

So says the New York Daily News, which cites a source who says, "Her father's not stupid. He and Anne's mother always had their suspicions about Raffaello." What's more, says the source, "The night before his arrest, she had a tearful phone conversation with him."

Meanwhile, other sources say that Raffa, who's in Federal custody, doesn't have even close to enough to shell out his $21 million bail.