Madge's Baby Daddy -- Rhymes with Ritchie
Placing himself firmly in the middle of the brewing Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce war, Carlos Leon -- father of the first Madgespawn Lourdes -- had about as much love for our reporter as Guy and Madge apparently have for one another right now.
And he used just the kind of language a dad should in front of an 11-year-old child.