Janet's Pocket Boyfriend
Janet Jackson has whittled herself down to ... Jermaine Dupri's height.
The gorgeous pop icon must have found an out-of-print copy of "Nicole Kidman's Guide to Loving a Pip Squeak," because she left the heels at home in favor of a pair of mini-man friendly sneakers on Thursday.
At least in regards to stature, Janet and Jermi are equals.