The One Where Chandler Went Deaf
The pappers tried to get Matthew Perry to talk about the Jen/John hookup -- but he pretended to be in serious need of a hearing aid.
Also in L.A.: Audrina showed off her workout routine, Dave Navarro did his best Paris impression, Paris herself was boring, Benihana heiress Devon Aoki hit the clubs and Lo couldn't catch a cab.
In NY: Whitney Port braved the rain, Jack Black signed for fans and Jenna Jameson couldn't get her mind off baby making.