Paris' Judge Reaches Verdict: Sayonara Suckers

The L.A. judge best known for throwing the book at Paris Hilton is finally giving his closing arguments, and not a moment too soon for one sublebrity DUI-er.

Just last week, Angie Everhart got a continuance in her DUI case, and by her new court date, Judge Michael Sauer probably will have traded his judicial robe for a bathrobe after 36 years on the job. He planned on serving for 45 years, but got out for good behavior -- i.e., throwing Paris in the slammer.

And Judge Sauer, Angie has something to say to you: You may step down now -- pleeeeze.