George Hamilton: The New Lyrical Gangsta?
He of the über-tan, George Hamilton, broke it down Vanilla Ice-style outside Mr. Chow last night and yes, it's as good as you'd hope.
Also in L.A.: Alexis Arquette smacked a bitch up, her sis Rosanna called us "mean," the Beckhams caused chaos at LAX and Noah Wyle said he'd be back on "ER" -- but don't hold your breath for Clooney.
In NY: The Jonas Brothers met some tweenage fans and Gina Gershon hooked up with "Denny" from "Grey's Anatomy."