Brandon -- Mama Made Me Say it!

As if Brandon Davis couldn't be more hateable, he now says he became racist and homophobic because someone said something bad about his mommy.

In a statement to TMZ, Greasy lamely tries to put the poop back in the horse. "I would like to apologize for the poor word choice when provoked by the paparazzi on Thursday, April 3rd. They by no means reflect my views and upbringing. I was taunted by the photographers and when they used vulgar sexual remarks against my mother I reacted as any son would."

Any son, right. If your dad is a Grand Wizard.