Joey Pants -- You Want a Piece of Me? Buy It!
Joe Pantoliano is willing to give you the shirt of his back, and the scarf off his neck -- literally.
The "Sopranos" star was outside the Waverly Inn, and when the fashion police paparazzi asked after his scarf, he offered it to them, for a price. Somehow, negotiating with Joe P doesn't exactly seem like the greatest idea, ever.