Janice -- My S**t Don't Stink!
When you're a 74-year-old supermodel, it really helps to have kept yourself limber -- by frequently getting your legs in the air. Behold Jurassic Dickinson, who is able to contort herself into this terrifying form to pull on her pants without requiring the assistance of home health care workers.
Fellow seniors in Miami marveled at her flexibility, until they realized she had fallen asleep in this position. Or died.