Trump's Ex-Henchwoman Has Two Flat Ones

Or so it seemed when Carolyn Kepcher, Donald's ex-right-hand-betch in "The Apprentice," plowed through a big ol' Big Apple pothole and got herself not one, but two flat tires. Remember, she got the real "You're fired!" treatment from His Comboverness last year, when she reportedly got a little too big for her bitches.

Rather than blowing a gasket, Carolyn actually held it together -- and even posed next to the blown tires -- while waiting a very, very long time for AAA to rescue her.