McMahon's Illegitimate Leprechaun
Published
|
Updated
Putting that nasty Chris Benoit murder-suicide behind him, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has something new to worry about: little green men.
With WWE spin on the already crazy world of paternity battles, it was revealed on last night's "Monday Night RAW" that the uber-tanned chairman fathered leprechaun-wannabe wrestler, Hornswoggle.
Not great news for McMahon, but fantastic for his "Lil Bastard" -- Hornswoggle now stands to inherit a hefty sum from Vince's personal pot o' gold. Of course, since none of this is actually real, he probably won't get a penny.