Lindsay Pirates Way Through Rehab

Lindsay Lohan's trip to rehab is taking her down a new path for the ex-nightcrawler -- and up a river on a pirate raft.

TMZ showed Lindz walking a dog with fellow rehabbers in Utah, and People reports that there's been plenty more of the outdoors for LiLo recently, including a rafting trip on the Provo River, "dressed in a pirate bandana." She "looked like she was having a good time," says a People source, adding that "they were all splashing each other and stuff."

Lindsay's added retail therapy to her rehab regimen, shopping at an Abercrombie and Fitch and at Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.

At this rate, there won't be a single state where rapperista-serial lawbreaker Foxy Brown doesn't have a court date. The Bergen County Record reports that Foxy got arrested in Mahwah, NJ, after being pulled over by cops last week for talking on a cell phone while driving and failing to stop at a stop sign. But when they asked her for her name and birth date, she gave them "a variation" of her real name -- Inga Marchand -- and a birth year that was a year off.

Oddly, when cops asked her again, she told them the truth, whereupon they discovered that Foxy's license was suspended, and so they arrested her, where they gave her seven -- seven -- tickets, and released her. She'll have to go back to court on Sept. 4.

Call it unrequited love. The self-proclaimed "Obama Girl," that YouTube sensation, isn't exactly a big hit in the Barack Obama household, where he's making his little ones ask embarrassing questions. "Sasha asked Mommy about it," said Obama to the AP, when asked about the vid. "She said, 'Daddy already has a wife' or something like that." Apparently, Obama wasn't in much of a mood to joke about the video: "I guess it's too much to ask, but you do wish people would think about what impact their actions have on kids and families."