Obama Makes a Chunk

The Ba-rockin' Obama Fundraiser at Area attracted a smorgasboring group of celebs, like "Family Guy" voicer Seth Green, who tried his baby faced best to look like an adult while getting "awwwwww-ed" like a toddler's first time on the potty. Nick Cannon also showed up, and when asked why Obama should be our next president, he let loose with an uncomfortable sigh -- not quite the linguist his music makes him out to be! Tele-Scrub Zach Braff made his usual quiet exit, but managed to look our camera square on -- can you feel his powers?

It's not a night on the town without the Hilton sisters making a flashy entrance; this time at Opera. Paris gave the barrel chested bouncer some love. Perhaps she has a thing for guards now?!

Il Sole's doors exgorgitated a loose-skinned Steven Tyler with his new arm accessory -- who looked related to Ice-T's glammy, mega-mammaried wife Coco. John O'Hurley was stumped by the brain teaser, "How's your show going?" John had no answer.