Fake Paris, Real iPhone
Now that Paris is out of the pokey, what's the fake Paris to do? Well get an iPhone, of course! Natalie Reid waltzed past the waiting masses to get her very own iPhone yesterday and taunted TMZ cameramen with a sneak peak at her coveted new toy.
She then went on to tell her adoring public all about the fake charity work that she would be engaging in as a rep for an organization called Operation Smile, that works for "cancer kids with AIDS" and kids "deformed from alcohol syndrome." There really is a charity called Operation Smile that repairs childhood facial deformities of poverty-stricken people around the world. Real funny.